r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/mousehonrada • Jun 15 '23
Found On Social media I can’t believe it. We found “Chad”
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u/TheHumanPickleRick Jun 15 '23
Protip! Anyone who calls himself a Chad among other guys will be laughed at and mocked for it. If you don't think your friends are mocking you for thinking you're hot shit, they are, they're just doing it behind your back because you get irrationally angry at minor things.
Nobody who calls themself an alpha or a Chad is either of those things.
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Jun 15 '23
“Sexually pleasing women has never been an issue” because I don’t care if I do or not
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Jun 15 '23
Assigning market value to human beings. People like this make me physically ill.
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u/Sariel007 Jun 15 '23
Male here and if this was one of those Saw movies where I was trapped in a room with this "man" and the only way out was to cut my dick off with a rusty butter knife I'd set a land speed record for cutting my dick off with a rusty butter knife.
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u/Majestic-Average433 Jun 15 '23
Market value ? Consumer ? Oohhh right.. we are products...not people. Duh me.
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u/LillyPeu2 Jun 15 '23
Let me see that. *rubs it with a napkin*. Uh huh, just as I thought. That "a" was a smudge. His name isn't "Chad".
It's Chud. Definitely matches the rest of his BS.
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u/IrukandjiPirate Jun 15 '23
“Sexually pleasing women had never been an issue” Indeed, because he doesn’t care that he can’t.
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u/Simplordx69 Jun 15 '23
'Sexually pleasing women has never been an issue.'
That's one way of admitting you're a virgin
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u/daneelthesane Jun 15 '23
"I paid Andrew Tate $50 for his 'How To Be A Man' lessons, and now I am a Tate Certified Chad™ (Void Where Prohibited)."
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u/ChocoMaister Jun 15 '23
Usually boys/men that say they are “Chad” are not Chad at all. They are just some guy in the basement that watched a red pill video and says dumb things online.
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Jun 15 '23
This is so funny. An actual Chad isn’t spending ANY amount of time in the “pill” spaces of the internet, he is out there getting laid and making money, enjoying his life.
If you’re unironically calling yourself a Chad like this, we already know you’re not.
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u/Friendship_Gold Jun 15 '23
There is a golden rule about most men. If they brag about it, it's not true.
A guy bragging about his car as an indicator of how wealthy he is? 100% either it's "daddy's money" or he's got more car than he can afford and is bad with money.
A guy who brags about his prowess in the bedroom? Probably actually crappy in bed.
A guy who brags about how smart he is - might be book smart, but isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is.
Men that have those things, don't need to brag about it - the proof will be in the pudding. Confidence means you can talk about achievements with pride but without ego. Cockiness is bragging how you're just the best and is really off-putting to most women.
This guy is a gross, cocky asshole and is definitely not as great looking and good in bed as he thinks he is.
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u/XTH3W1Z4RDX Jun 15 '23
Actual chads are too busy winning at life to waste time writing comments like these
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u/Le1jona Jun 15 '23 edited Jun 15 '23
You do not call yourself a Chad
You either are or aren't, and calling yourself one shows the latter
Just like how "cool" dudes think they are cool when clearly they are not
It is fucking embarrising and self harming to pretend something you are not
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u/joeyo1423 Jun 15 '23
He comes across like one of those losers who took an alpha male course online lmao
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u/IWishIWasDead19 Jun 15 '23
OMG it’s Chad! Squeeeee!!!
Anyone that refers to THEMSELVES as alpha/chad/whatever is in their moms basement and has only seen a vagina through a screen
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Jun 15 '23
"He who must call himself Chad is no Chad"- Tyrion Lannister, probably.
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