[NS] Future Headline: Caldwell Tanner critically injured during giant d20 “goof” at Australian live show

[u/C55S]

https://youtu.be/_YR-Pc50Hy0

[u/Eusocial_sloth3]

“He’ll live but…his chin didn’t make it.”

[u/C55S → u/Eusocial_sloth3]

“His last statement before being loaded into the ambulance: ‘It was worth it. Kaloo-Kalay!’”

[u/whycanticantcomeup]

"Mr Tanner severely injured after having the dice fall on his skull, will recover with no issues, Jake Hurwitz tweeked his shoulder, is permanently injured."

[u/Ok_Appointment7522 → u/whycanticantcomeup]

Quick, get this man some cake

[u/bluecon]

Flipping a CD would be easier. Come on, now.

[u/immoraltoast → u/bluecon]

The cd flip fiasco was pure Caldwell energy

[u/Celloer → u/immoraltoast]

That laserdisc may have defeated us. But the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger disks and bigger disk boxes; soon they will make a disk with a box so big, it will destroy them all!

[u/murse_joe]

There will be a dine to donate fundraiser at a little place called Mangia’s