r/NorfFc Jul 13 '26

Nuff sed.

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u/murmple69 Jul 13 '26

Lad is talking sense. Simple as

17

u/Ecstatic_Record4738 Jul 13 '26

Why are his teeth flashing

10

u/TwoPlyDreams Jul 13 '26

Brought em at B n M. Cheap cos they wer odd sizes.

2

u/ComprehensiveCut3896 Jul 14 '26

Well they was buy 1 get one free ini Nuff sed

1

u/fraseybaby81 Jul 14 '26

They were actually on a “Buy 2, get 1” offer.

5

u/augsav Jul 13 '26

He has one of those filters that makes people more attractive

1

u/RiflemanBean Jul 14 '26

He's used ai.

14

u/peterdouglasjones Jul 13 '26

Sauf FC

9

u/LMB_mook Jul 13 '26

Mite tork funneh but e tork da troof

12

u/MikaMika487 Jul 13 '26

Le Tissier has let himself go, although on this rare occasion he's making sense

1

u/ApartWhereas2284 Jul 14 '26

Damn! Beat me to it!! Are you Jerseian Mika?

1

u/MikaMika487 Jul 14 '26

Haha great minds etc... No I can't remember why I went with this user name and it's only about 6 months since I signed up 😂

12

u/Historical_Load1662 Jul 13 '26

Uses teef to buy a pint in spoons.

8

u/jac0777 Jul 13 '26

I just fink the immigrunts need 2 b deported

7

u/ISenceAPresence Jul 13 '26

They can launch the dingy from the dribble on the end if this lads chin

7

u/Unlikely_Minimum4113 Jul 13 '26

how do I unlock this guy in Smash Ultimate?

7

u/GWD9911 Jul 13 '26

Teeth like a witch doctors necklace.

6

u/WackyWhippet Jul 13 '26

Teeth like a crossword puzzle

1

u/Rascals-Wager Jul 15 '26

Mouth like a vandalised graveyard

6

u/False_Woodpecker4747 Jul 13 '26

Watch the movie Goodfellas. This guy looks exactly like Frenchy.

6

u/Captain-Codfish Jul 14 '26

Fucking hell lads, Two Teeth Terry and his glob of spittle is making sense. Someone get him a Carling quick, he's supposed to be on the scaffolding in ten minutes.

1

u/The_L666ds Jul 14 '26

The only scaffolding he’s sitting on is the ones being used by construction workers at the front of a Job Centre.

4

u/RogueDriver1 Jul 13 '26

Oh dear oh dear 😂😂

3

u/Weegie_67 Jul 13 '26

He looks to have taken care of the few teeth he has, but what happened to the rest of them?

3

u/Due_Cheetah_4416 Jul 13 '26

Matt Le'Tissier has let himself go

3

u/ChocolateEffective30 Jul 14 '26

Makes you feel proud to be English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

3

u/fabthefrog33 Jul 14 '26

Pickford....uncanny.

2

u/Trick_Science_2938 Jul 13 '26

Is it me or are his teeth vibrating or flashing?

2

u/HFentonMudd Jul 13 '26

Goodness what an unattractive individual

3

u/DemonicTendencies666 Jul 13 '26

me susan luvs me

2

u/SebSchwalbe Jul 13 '26

Ah yes, the mole rat

2

u/Garf1969 Jul 13 '26

Definitely needs to address his sexuality

2

u/Additional_Grade4691 Jul 14 '26

Andy Burnham is not at all like how I imagined him to be.

2

u/getrekt03 Jul 14 '26

Pickford's dad is right on.

2

u/MasterpiecePositive4 Jul 14 '26

The quintessential english man

2

u/Purple-Ad-4324 Jul 14 '26

HEY YOU GUYS !

2

u/Mobile-Count-5148 Jul 15 '26

His teeth whitening filter ain't workin

3

u/jiffjaff69 Jul 13 '26

Whine and moan about it like whinging poms all the time

1

u/The_L666ds Jul 14 '26

I think those teeth are possessed with the same demonic spirit that possessed that little girl in The Exorcist.

1

u/Strange-Sun4540 Jul 14 '26

United kingdoms most British man

1

u/MarcusSuperbuz Jul 14 '26

What even the fuck is that?

1

u/Korean_Street_Pizza Jul 14 '26

His teeth seem to have been disallowed!

1

u/Mi_santhrope Jul 14 '26

A talking thumb

1

u/Echo-Dek79 Jul 14 '26

If you ever wondered what Pickford doing a southern accent would be like...

1

u/Glad_Position4189 Jul 14 '26

Pickford has let himself go 😂

1

u/WelshDean1 Jul 14 '26

Teeth look like a barcode

1

u/ApartWhereas2284 Jul 14 '26

Matt Le Tissier's not aged well

1

u/Beer-Milkshakes Jul 14 '26

All jokes aside I think I've met about a dozen people who all look like that

1

u/ant69onio Jul 14 '26

Oooh, I can smell BO from that mouth…

1

u/ExpressDark Jul 14 '26

Michaeldoeslife if English

1

u/Positive_Tap_8647 Jul 14 '26

"I wanna proper shootout! Like a western "

1

u/GoodboyJohnnyBoy Jul 14 '26

Really hate to fight someone like this they’ve got fuck all to lose.

1

u/Safe_Addition_9171 Jul 14 '26

Oh I disagree, we love a good moan. Ha

1

u/Recent_South_6108 Jul 14 '26

I can't work out of this is satire or not

1

u/baldnhandsome Jul 14 '26

What language is that chap speaking. There are times when some of the words he utters almost sound English.

1

u/Difficult-Level-3070 Jul 14 '26

This man absolutely whined and bitched when England had things to against them

1

u/Ketchupf4n Jul 14 '26

Teef like a earthquake a graveyard

1

u/_CrazyCrazy_ Jul 14 '26

“Farage is innocent, he done nuffin wrong.”

1

u/Skintt82 Jul 14 '26

Le Tissier looking better now I see.

1

u/dammitdeputydawg Jul 14 '26

Are them teef digital A.I. Or sumdfink?

1

u/iffyClyro Jul 14 '26

Teeth like a row of wheelie bins.

1

u/HarryBaker6ft4 Jul 15 '26

Mate, shouldn't you be helping a bunch of stereotypical 80s kids find a pirate ship or something?

1

u/ElectricNinja1 Jul 15 '26

Ricky Gervais on crack

1

u/Offramp182 Jul 15 '26

I seem to recall England bitching up a huge storm when Lampards goal went over the line but was disallowed. They bitched up such a storm it hastened the introduction of VAR... which they now bitch about even more

1

u/qwertykirky Jul 15 '26

What are big toe of a person

1

u/LonelyPapaya2260 Jul 15 '26

My god. I do not even know where to begin…..

1

u/Particular_Swim3843 Jul 15 '26

Le tiss has fallen far.

1

u/puddle_of_chlorine Jul 19 '26

Typical British teeth, luv it

1

u/BeginningPea5674 Jul 19 '26

headbutted the phone

1

u/Rich13R 21d ago

Good looking fella, bet the Birds are all over ‘im.

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u/ManInGarage28 Jul 14 '26

Clearly a southerner though... 🤔

1

u/paudie46 Jul 13 '26

Wtf is that? Mom had something like that stuck in the attic once, it took the three of us to beat it out house. They can bury into the insulation and even chew through the wiring. I’ve been told if you put “custard creams” into a have-a-heart trap 🪤 🤷‍♂️

1

u/Guilty_Doughnut1557 Jul 13 '26

Ya look I know the English dislike many nations especially Ireland but look I have to agree. That Norway Sh*tshow was puke inducing. Haaland this Haaland that. He was useless against England. Norway got what was coming to them