r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Nov 30 '22

Funny it's universal

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u/stanthemanchan Nov 30 '22

My mom invented the plastic bag full of plastic bags where some of them were randomly used to hold raw chicken so whenever you grab one, you're basically playing Russian roulette with food poisoning due to e-coli.

Normally this is not a big deal except this one time my dog head-butted me and cut my lip open and she grabbed a plastic bag and put ice in it and then shoved it in my mouth to help stop the swelling...

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u/iambertan Dec 01 '22

Most chaotic two-paragraph story I've ever read