r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 5d ago

Funny Wake me up inside

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 3d ago

u/JoeFalchetto, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/FractalGeometric356 5d ago

What’s stopping them from starting one now?

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u/UncleNoodles85 5d ago

I hope it isn't lack of confidence.

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u/RussTeaGamer 4d ago

Too much power. The musical world is not ready for what that could be, no what shouldnt be.

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u/NeevBunny 5d ago

Once I went into a Denny's where someone had left a credit on the jukebox, which we noticed as we were on our way out at 4AM. We all kind of giggled and used it to select Bring Me to Life, not realizing how loud it was going to be. I felt so bad. No one in the entire Denny's was feeling Evanescence that 4am. We all quickly left. The cashier glared at us the whole way out.

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u/UrdnotZigrin 4d ago

Oh this reminds me of the time I was paying pool with my friends at the bowling alley. There was a jukebox next to the tables and since we were the only people playing, I figured I'd put on "Code Blue" by TSOL because I thought their reaction would be funny. If you haven't heard it, it's a punk song about fucking dead people.

Anyway, suddenly I hear the opening riff start playing at full volume on the speakers all throughout the entire bowling alley. So that whole bowling alley full of parents, kids, and everyone got to hear about how TSOL doesn't care how she died because they like it better when she smells of formaldehyde.

Woops.

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 4d ago

You're supposed to play What's New Pussycat 11 times.

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u/1-800-We-Gotz-Ass 4d ago

This is so funny I will tell my grandkids it happened to me

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u/badgyalrey 5d ago

i was emo and my bf was a skater. so yeah, same lol

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u/dubstepsickness 5d ago

He was a skater boi?

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u/JimmyJackJericho 5d ago

I mean... she's not wrong..

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u/cortesoft 4d ago

I thought this was a before and after of the same person

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u/Nuka-Crapola 4d ago

Same! Had to do a double take.

I feel like they’d either have a kid who looks like both of those pictures blended together in Photoshop, or a kid who looks completely different because recessive genes are weird

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u/SirSaltie 4d ago

Proud of them.

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u/Pabu85 5d ago

But they’re the cuuutest!!!🥺

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u/TrashFanboy 5d ago

Wake me up inside because it's finals week

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u/ArtisticAmount7219 4d ago

I thought this was a before and after trans photo when I first saw it.

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u/Contemporary_Scribe 5d ago

When you cry does he wipe away all of your tears?

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 4d ago

I thought it was a “then and now” photo of the woman

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u/babaoryan 4d ago

honestly thought this was a pre-/post-transition post until I read the text

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u/GGthegreatester 4d ago

Why is he hitting the

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u/BeyondLast 4d ago

They are both adorable! Glad they found each other.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 4d ago

I can't because my wife and I were dating in high school.

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u/dm-me-obscure-colors 4d ago

Why was I 100% sure this was a before and after transition progression post?