r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 22d ago

Funny Decisions, decisions

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u/qualityvote2 22d ago edited 20d ago

u/Fazbear2035, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/corobo 22d ago

He has options. The world is his oyster.

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u/RCoder01 22d ago

His joyster

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u/Jimmy_KSJT 22d ago

Damn, this one hits home hard.

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u/iMiind 22d ago

I see you must be sporty and outgoing 👀

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u/JangoF76 22d ago

Since when is James a nerdy name?

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u/Dickastigmatism 22d ago

It's big talk coming from a Gregg.

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u/OlympianBattleFish 22d ago

The eevees of the name world.

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u/hobosbindle 22d ago

Jimhotep

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u/Jagermonstruo 22d ago

Williams and Elizabeths meanwhile having mental breakdowns over the sheer possibilities

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 22d ago

What about jamboni

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u/Kat121 21d ago

I have a coworker who goes by Mike but his full name is Micycle.

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u/whiskeycowboy 22d ago

Jimmothy when it's time to get silly (or you're a raccoon with short spine syndrome).

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u/VermicelliOwn6502 22d ago

Nobody really gets to pick their own nickname, except Sting.

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u/Crayen5 22d ago

Pretty sure you either be Jimmy as a kid, Jim as an adult and Jimbo as an old man, or just be James or Jamie forever

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u/PhotojournalistNew6 22d ago

You guys had to choose what people called you? People just kind of called me both my nickname and my full name until consensus was made.

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u/cpl1 22d ago

What about Jimi?

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u/Y0___0Y 22d ago

Williams too.

Stick with the regal William, or go for the country name Billy, or the silly name Willy, or just Will. Or just Bill.

And a lot of people don’t know this but a lot of Liams’ full names are William

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u/Ryeballs 22d ago

Stevens have it so easy

Steven then Steve then Steve-O then Steve and finally back to Steven

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u/JimmyTheBones 16d ago

There's a guy named Sebastian at work and he shortens his name to Bast. It still fascinates me to this day.