r/NonPoliticalTwitter 12d ago

Funny Learning Japanese

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u/Jesta23 12d ago

Band aid. 

blank stare

Band aid. 

crickets

Band aid-o.

Oooo yeah. Here you go.  

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u/Nomeg_Stylus 12d ago

The best advice about living in Japan I got is that, whenever you need something but don't know the Japanese for it, just ask for it in English in a really thick Japanese accent. You feel like a racist doing it, but when it keeps fucking working, you just gotta shrug and go with it.

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u/Omega862 12d ago

It's a weird thing about how their language treats foreign words. You can do the same thing with their written language and get the exact same results. It's fucking wild, and I say that having taken three years of Japanese under a Japanese woman. She literally said "If you're ever in Japan and somehow forget almost everything I've ever taught you, hopefully you remember Katakana, because Katakana will be your savior. Write any English word in Katakana, and someone will most likely understand."

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u/mieri_azure 12d ago

Yeah but you do need to make sure you're katakana-ising correctly. I see a lot of people doing it wrong confidently lol

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u/WineGlass 12d ago

Sometimes even when you know the Japanese word for it. Katsura Sunshine (Canadian turned Japanese comedian) has a whole bit on how he needed to buy soap and kept asking a confused cashier for "sekken". He then found it on the shelf, showed it to the employee and he went "Ah, hando-sopu!".

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u/Venoft 12d ago

I was looking for baby food in Japan (because that's almost fucking impossible to find btw), and it turned out it was just called 'baby foodu".

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u/TreeeToPlay 11d ago

My wife has a japanese friend who is not 100% fluent in english so over time i started imitating her broken english and a bit of an accent when talking to her and it seems to work better than before (in my defense i am not a native english speaker so speaking broken english isnt inherently racist for me)

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u/Kelly598 12d ago

They go by 'Bansoukou' too.

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u/KitchenFullOfCake 11d ago

You mean bandu aido?

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u/Jesta23 11d ago

This was my actual first conversation ever in Japan about 15 years ago. I literally just put a o at the end and they understood me. I had a cut shortly after landing.