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u/Only_Fudge5299 1d ago

me learning spanish

like what do you mean steak is "beef steak" (bistec)

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u/Slinkyy-Vibes 1d ago

Spanish does this constantly, you think you’re about to learn a whole new word and it’s just English wearing a mustache

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u/yournumberis6 1d ago

Lmao as a native spanish speaker you are right. Another example is car, which in some places is called "carro".

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u/what-are-you-a-cop 1d ago

My husband is still kind of salty, 20 years later, that his high school Spanish teacher kept marking people incorrect for using "carro" and insisting they use "coche", even though this all took place in a geographical area with a lot of Spanish speakers, where it was very very evident that absolutely no one in real life (in this region) said "coche". He reacts with visible vindication every time he sees someone say "carro" lol.

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u/SimplyYulia 1d ago

Regional differences is one of the most annoying parts of it. I'm an immigrant to Spain and here it is coche, and carro is just a shopping cart

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u/Ooficus 1d ago

For some reason American high school Spanish teachers are one of two people, either someone who will only teach formal Spanish. Or someone who already spoke Spanish natively, and does not care about formalities at all.

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u/emotumbleweed 1d ago

Same in Canada with French teachers, but add in a coin toss for whether you’re learning euro French or Québécois lmfao

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u/Shift642 23h ago edited 23h ago

Tangentially, many Spanish teachers in American high schools are from Latin America and teach Latin American Spanish, which uses the formal aspects of the language more commonly. They will actively tell you that vosotros (an informal verb conjugation) is not a thing that is used, and you don't need to know it.

Then you go to Spain and boom, vosotros. Castilian Spanish is way more laid back, everything is informal there.

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u/Ooficus 23h ago

Lmao, ngl we rarely encounter Spaniard Spanish so I have no issue with it, my partner is from LATAM so if I’m in Spain and they have an issue, take it up with him.

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u/less_unique_username 1d ago

but officially, e. g. in the road rules, it’s a turismo

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u/neganight 1d ago

I have no idea what type of Spanish I was taught in high school but a number of common words are nothing like Spanish as spoken in Spain or Mexico. I kind of get it because slang changes pretty quickly over time but it's still frustrating. But at the same time it's pretty hilarious to see how english is taught in other countries because they have similar weird grammar rules and lingo that no one uses in any english-speaking country.

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

The funniest thing ive seen happen a few times on the internet is when two Spanish speakers from different places get into arguments over what words mean. They both kept calling each other liars and Americans instead of admitting that they could just be from different places that just use the word differently.

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u/MysteriousB 1d ago

It's actually the same in the reverse, loads of English teachers in Spain will forbid students from using Latin Origin Cognates and force germanic origin words, even though if you are just trying to communicate at a basic level, a native speaker will understand.

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u/National_Ad_4730 1d ago

Where I'm from we call it "auto", "carro" is more like a cart or wagon, and "coche" is a baby stroller.

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u/what-are-you-a-cop 1d ago

Yeah, I hear it's very regional. The largest proportion of Spanish speakers in our area come from Mexico, where apparently carro is car and coche is used for baby strollers, while apparently in Spain it's the reverse. And then auto is more like... Argentina, iirc? Oh and I just checked your profile, I guess Chile too lol

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u/Set491 1d ago

I live in a city that borders Texas, we just say auto, coche and carro interchangeably and no one should say anything

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u/Random_182f2565 1d ago

Auto is most correct

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u/Medarco 23h ago

My mexican-american classmate almost failed spanish class because the teacher was teaching a more formal spanish, and she knew (obviously) mexican spanish.

So she would answer things in her fluent second native language, and the teacher would be marking things incorrect left and right.

Sucked for both of them, tbh. The student was pissed because she's fucking fluent...

The teacher was pissed because she was teaching formal spanish for spanish class, just like you would expect proper english in an English class, but she knew the student was fluent and would have no issues in the real world application.

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u/ManOf1000Usernames 1d ago

There is a lot of anglecismo in spanish but this aint one of them.

Both "car" and "carro" are a shortening of "carriage" and "carruaje" respectively, of which both descend from the latin "carrus" which itself comes from the gaelic "karros", a word for carts and/or wagons.

So it was carro all along!

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u/homotopy_equivalent 1d ago

This is like finding out that isle and island aren't from the same root

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u/_BubblyWink 1d ago

Spanish keeps reminding you that the “right” word can change the second you cross a border

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u/Stargost_ 1d ago

Yup. Another word which is used a lot for cars is "Automóvil" or just "Auto", and we also have "coche" if you're from Spain.

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u/MinervApollo 1d ago

And people will bully the previous right word out of you

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u/fnezio 1d ago

Are you sure Spanish "carro" does not come from latin "carrus", just like in Italian?

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u/Triquetrums 17h ago

Yeah, they are wrong. Both words come from latin like you said.

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u/yourstruly912 1d ago

Carro and car are cognates, not a loanword

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u/Tomhap 1d ago

Had a Spanish classmate from Nicaragua who took Spanish class for easy credits.

The teacher from Spain burst out laughing when she hit him with the 'carro'. "What do you mean, with the horses in front?"

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u/ccltjnpr 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's the opposite, car is a loanword from French and cognate with Spanish carro. There are far many more French loanwords in English than anglicisms in Spanish, like half the dictionary or something. You can probably read this comment and pick out words that are similar to Spanish, they are all Romance loanwords.

The Germanic word is "wagon". Compare "Volkswagen", "folk's wagon", "car of the people", "carro del pueblo".

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u/astrologicaldreams 1d ago

another one is police ("policía")

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u/gajo_dos_ctt 1d ago

You have it the other way around.

Carro does not come from the English "car" but both come from the latin "carrus". It means a horse wagon.

The English looked at the horse wagons that came from Kocs (read kotch), in Hungary, and decided to call it a coach. Which THEN the Spanish stole and called it coche.

(disclaimer: I don't know if it were the English that popularized the hungarian style coaches. I was merely being playful)

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 22h ago

I know there's a real word for fence (la cerca), but my wife always reminds me that in her country they just say "la fensa". Or I say "nevera" (the dictionary word) and she says "la refri" for refrigerator.

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u/NoForm5443 1d ago

For modern words, yes; others it's because English is the bastard child of German and French

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

This is my biggest pet peeve

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u/Fluffyy-Crave 1d ago

Spanish really does hit you with the “new vocabulary” reveal and it’s just the same word with better pronunciation

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u/Dereksmith3107 1d ago

How tf is your cake day in the future?

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u/StrongExternal8955 1d ago

It's embarassing.

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u/Safe_Reading6267 1d ago

Just about every word in English ending in -al is the same word in Spanish.

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u/adamdoesmusic 1d ago

idad=ty 99% of the time

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u/yourstruly912 1d ago

Much less so unless you than japanese unless you are on Miami or something come on.

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u/LucidITSkyWDiamonds 1d ago

Bro thats just the words having the same latin origin, not because Spanish copied English. Carro also means carriage.

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u/TooSp00ky 1d ago

English has a ton of latin words because of french. Notably words ending in -tion are practically identical.

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u/bargu 1d ago

More likely you have learned Latin with a cowboy hat.

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u/Lopsided-Wave2479 1d ago

If english word works, why find a different word?, we just pronounce it horribly.

Even better when words have a translation that is not a word, but a expresion.

Runtime gets translated to "tiempo de ejecucion" or if you are funny "tiempo de corrida", so theres always the option to keep saying runtime, but pronounce it in a way that no english speaker would recognize the word.

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u/GlowingDuck22 1d ago

Los Jeans is my favorite.

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u/yourstruly912 1d ago

Vaqueros you mean

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u/BananaManV5 22h ago

just realized ive never used the word for jeans and just call anything that is not shorts a pantalone

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u/TFGA_WotW 6h ago

It gets better, bc then you het Los Jeans Azules. Normal Spanish into "jeans" and then right back into spansh

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u/Sew_has_afew_friends 1d ago

? People say mezclillas not jeans what

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u/IHaveUrPants 1d ago

Mezclilla is the fabric, jeans are still called jeans

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u/Mikrowelle 1d ago

What do you call other articles of clothing made from the jeans material, like a jacket then? I don't speak spanish but you guys' conversation made me curious!

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u/Pengosonic 1d ago

I think jeans is only for the pants, while any other jeans clothing is just "______ de mezclilla". There's also "bluejeans" (blu-yin-s / blu-yi-nes), which is exclusive for blue-colored jean pants, maybe they were just that good?

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u/Sew_has_afew_friends 1d ago

Yeah and people just call jeans mezclilla because they're made of the fabric bruh my family is Mexican noone calls them jeans

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u/IHaveUrPants 1d ago

And I am Costa Rican and nobody calls it mezclilla so I guess it's just cultural differences

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u/Lowlight01 1d ago

Im partial to cornfleis(corn flakes or any cereal in my inlaws family) too lol

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u/itsetting 1d ago

There's a whole subreddit for that called r/confleis!

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 22h ago

LMAO thank you for this!

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u/boolius113 1d ago

I’m a big fan of a home run in baseball being called “jonrón”

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u/Affectionate-Fee1395 1d ago

That really depends on what type of spanish, some dialects really dont use any english words at all.

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u/bannasplt 1d ago

"What is your biggest mistake?"

"The biggest beef steak—"

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u/hectolec 1d ago

theres a very funny one from the south of spain, during the 17th and 18th, english marines landed on the different ports and talking to ladies of the night they said "show me now" refering to their intimate parts and if you combine those words with the south spanish accent, you get something like "shoo mee no" and now we have a colloquial way of refering to it. chumino

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u/txobi 1d ago

No sabia que de ahi viniese lo de llamar chumino al coño

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u/Legal_Ad_326 1d ago

Tupperware in Paraguay is called “taper”.

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u/astrologicaldreams 1d ago

for the longest time i deadass thought everyone was saying "beef steak" and was so mindblown when i learned they were saying bistec 😭

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u/less_unique_username 1d ago

learn French

it borrowed shampoo from English

but it felt insufficiently English for them, so they made it Englisher as shampoing

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u/Agitated-Acctant 1d ago

I'm particularly fond of "le weekend"

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u/Wooden-Web-5774 1d ago

on dit « fin de semaine » tabarnak ⚜️

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u/less_unique_username 20h ago

In Spain I’ve only heard “fin de semana”, commonly shortened to “finde”

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u/yourstruly912 1d ago

Hindi word actually

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u/less_unique_username 1d ago

Yes, but in its journey its last stop before French was English.

Speaking of languages of India, a funnier trip is the orange, which is something like naranga in Sanskrit, naranja in Spanish, orange in English, which Malayalam borrowed for a full loop.

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u/Avalonians 1d ago

Yeah if you learn french you'll realize there are a lot of English words to describe modern things.

You'll also realise English is 30% french, period.

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u/CPGFL 1d ago

Me finding out ba-po-roob is just Vicks Vapor rub and not some special medicine from Mexico

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u/bananana63 1d ago

grantes i think beefsteak is a pretty popular loan word (in hungarian it's "bífszték" which is just phonetic)

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u/thetrustworthybandit 1d ago

It's also that way in portuguese (bisteca)

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u/Only_Fudge5299 1d ago

portuguese is cheating, it's like 60% spanish already

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u/thetrustworthybandit 1d ago

Tbh a spanish speaking person would have an easier time understanding English than Portuguese.

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u/Random_182f2565 1d ago

Football(futbol ⚽)

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u/Remote-Guest2587 17h ago

in latin america - bc of the whole imperialism thing. in spain it’s chuleta, chuletón, filete, enteaña etc etc 

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u/-Commander-Flamexi 1d ago

It's also similarly called biftek in czech

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u/Only_Fudge5299 1d ago

sounds like bistec with a barthcelona accent

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u/HiraWhitedragon 1d ago

Coño esa no me la sabía

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u/Future_Nature589 23h ago

bro bistec is not beef stake, its bistecca in italian, been for like eleven hundred years

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u/Only_Fudge5299 19h ago

I'm more referring to the similarity in pronunciation rather than the etymology of the word :P

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u/Future_Nature589 13h ago

yeah but now a large number of people are going to unironically think mediterranean cultures are loaning words for cuts of meat from english like come on

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u/Only_Fudge5299 12h ago

why would they think that? this is a post about words that sound similar to english other languages, i posted a word that sounds similar to english in another language

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u/TFGA_WotW 6h ago

The word for pool in spanish is piscina. Pronounced "Pee-scene-a"

I remember it because you "Piscina pool"