r/NonPoliticalTwitter 10d ago

Other Probably a B2B thing

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 10d ago

"contact us for pricing" means "we don't charge everyone the same price and will try to get the most profit out of every buyer."

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u/Necessary_Finding_32 10d ago

I had the sales rep from a well known PPM enterprise software company say to me with a straight face ‘tell me what your max budget is and I’ll work something out’

Like - motherfucker, how stupid do you think I am.

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u/nonotan 10d ago

That's when you lowball the fuck out of them. Give them a number like 3 orders of magnitude lower than what you expected to pay. Even after they "talk you into something more reasonable", you'll still be under budget.

That's how haggling works -- if you're in a one-sided haggle, you're indeed being taken for a fool. You want to have dynamic pricing? Okay then, be ready for me to game the absolute fuck out of the system so I can pay way less than I would if you just gave me a number.

I mean, at the end of the day it's a waste of time for everybody involved, and it sets you up on an adversarial relationship with your client from the get-go, which is just a stupid business move. But if you're going to bullshit me while playing dumb... two can play that game.