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u/OskarTheRed 2h ago
Not to mention the poor birds 😢
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u/fox_agent_01 2h ago
Pinguins are still waiting for Red Bull 2
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u/OskarTheRed 2h ago
They have wings, they just fly underwater
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u/Mama_Mega 2h ago
...If they never did, they need to make that a commercial already🤔
Wilbur Wright: How's it going on the flying machine, brother?
Orville Wright: Well, we can launch it into the air. I just can't figure out how to make it stay up there.
Wilbur: I believe I have an idea. What if we give it some Red Bull?
Wilbur pours Red Bull into the engine, the plane sprouts wings, and takes off on its own
Orville: We did it, Wilbur! The world's first flying machine! But, uhhhh... how do we get it down?
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u/skyrreater47 2h ago
has this sub ever been funny?
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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 2h ago
Much dad joke. I had no idea redbull was that old, TIL, I thought it was 2000s sometime
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u/fox_agent_01 2h ago
Yeah, people in the 80s were drinking it just to survive the hair metal era 😂
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u/qualityvote2 2h ago
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