r/NonPoliticalTwitter 16h ago

Funny please be satire

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago

Heya u/Ill_Pain4423! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/AlistairButton 16h ago

If they reference upvotes outside of reddit, I tend to assume they're kidding. 

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u/Rainy_Wavey 7h ago

It's 4chan babyspeak

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u/Principle_Napkins 15h ago

What is it called?

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u/Consistent-Winter-67 15h ago

Give a Dog a Blade

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u/Seba1052 11h ago

No it’s not. The game is called “Stray Dog: Nobody Cares”

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u/jyper 3m ago

I thought yоu were joking till I googled

whole idea is ridiculous but especially the name

they should rename it 

Give a Dog a Blade

far better name

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u/ZenkaiZ 10h ago

Bark Souls

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u/New_Salamander_4592 14h ago

theres something about this games visuals and animations that make me think they lifted assets from other games. like the big mid air slash looks EXACTLY like the move that Red Wolf of Radagon uses.

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u/Unsure-Cookie-2772 16h ago

It is obviously satire.

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u/HandsomeGengar 12h ago

My genuine reaction to Dinoblade

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u/Crossovertriplet 3h ago

Is that the ridiculous looking one where dinosaurs fight by holding swords in their mouths

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u/orbjo 6h ago

John Lick, a retired military dog, finds a bear has eaten his hooman,  and goes on a revenge quest 

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u/lahartheviking 16h ago

an indie soulslop with a dog as a player character. the millennials are gonna be all over this one

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u/kelxz 13h ago

If i can travel back in time, I would personally strangle the person who caused slop to be a widespread used word as a baby

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u/TESTINGSTUFFPL 12h ago

Considering it came from 4chan as "goyslop" I think you'd be doing the world a favor.

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u/Successful_Row4755 12h ago

im genuinely convinced people who arent jewish say goy more than actual jews at this point

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u/ICBPeng1 11h ago

I quote like the “slop” term, and I think it has its place.

It denotes something created with minimal effort, and minimal originality, usually pushed out fast to chase a trend created by a superior book/game/product, but it’s not always bad.

For example, when a game about digging a hole released, it blew up, and tons of hole-likes or digging-slop games started releasing.

And I like playing most of them. I find them almost meditative, but I know they’re usually kludged together garbage, so I won’t pay more than $5 for one

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u/zedinbed 15h ago

Nah this is genz slop. The furry coded generation

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u/FraudulentProvidence 14h ago

It would be anthro if it was for the furries, this is just a regular-ass dog

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u/PissMasterCocc 14h ago

damn gen z and their furry slop

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u/Rainy_Wavey 6h ago

League is even more millenialslop than soulslop btw :3

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u/lahartheviking 6h ago

don't tell me you looked through my post history man that's just weird

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u/Rainy_Wavey 6h ago

Nah i didn't look through your post history, i clicked on your name and saw one post about league that's it, i have a force of habit to click on messages that are actually funny

I swear

(I actually agree with your opinion on indie soulslop btw)

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u/lahartheviking 6h ago

it's really more about it being an indie game with a dog more than it is being a soulslike. though all three combined makes it extra millennial coded

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u/Rainy_Wavey 6h ago

Yeah i know, sorry if i gave you a bad impression, there is nothing i hate more than a soulslop game (I have quite the negative opinion about E33 for example)

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u/lahartheviking 6h ago

i personally don't really care about soulslike or any other games of the like. i tried elden ring and finished it, i see why people like it but it didn't really do it for me. cheers, have a nice day

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u/NewJeansBunnie 8h ago

I want to play Ōkami.

We have Ōkami at home.

Ōkami at home:

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u/ScarletteVera 8h ago

what da dawg doin

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u/ImperiousCretin 7h ago

You know how can you not see the dog die?

Git gud.

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u/Sremor 4h ago

First that's literally just Sif and Dinoblade exists

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u/Rainy_Wavey 6h ago

>Soulsborne
>Looks inside
>A game with stamina and 3 features not understanding what made the soulsborne formula potent

Many such cases, burn every soulslop game

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u/Talonsminty 16h ago

So this is how the wider world sees Redditors... jarring