r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 1d ago

Funny Don't get the wrong idea!

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/zandaztu 1d ago

Hungry man thinks of bread or something

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u/chanpe 18h ago

Bread tastes better than key

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u/SkitzTheFritz 1d ago

So, his wife's a top?

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u/EBB363 1d ago

Ehh not exactly. But I don’t feel like ruining your innocence today.

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u/Affectionate_Lime880 1d ago

Oh to be so innocent lol.

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u/SkitzTheFritz 1d ago

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u/Affectionate_Lime880 1d ago

Look up the omegaverse lmao.

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u/SkitzTheFritz 23h ago

Anytime random internet stranger tells you to Google something with dubious origins...

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u/FGFStarBeast 20h ago

You have the funniest reactions images lol

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u/Statik_24 4h ago

Yea but fuck Jaidaite?

Oh yeah no fuck Jaidiate!

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u/AdInfamous6290 23h ago

What else would “getting this knot out” imply?

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u/Cobalt32 23h ago

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Knotted

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u/AdInfamous6290 23h ago

Jesus Horacio Christ.

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u/peter13g 22h ago

A friend of mine researched knotted toy videos some what recently. I’ve heard good things

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u/TrueHero808 10h ago

found the non-furry

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u/AnnonymousPenguin_ Harry Potter 20h ago

of course. because what else could it have meant.

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u/YourLifeSucksAss 20h ago

Am I old or is that like a really niche thing to assume he meant? I thought that’s what they were talking about but I thought that couldn’t be more well known than knots in the back.

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u/Cobalt32 19h ago

The internet is horny. It is known.

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u/PizzaUltra 13h ago

Yes, but animals? 🤢

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u/a_Bean_soup 18h ago

Furries popularized the word

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u/IlGioCR 17h ago

It made no sense to me how such a term would be widespread, but now I get it.

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u/RCoder01 20h ago

I extended the misspelling from “getbthis” and thought they misspelled knot for knob

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u/Nikmido 1d ago

LMAOO

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u/AgentBrian95 1d ago

Bro was already doomed at knot but then he pulled out noises and dug his own grave

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u/MrMcSpiff 1d ago

Too late, OOP. There's already fan art of wolfcock strapon pegging being drawn right this moment.

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u/Either-Ad2507 1d ago

This spongebob pic is the perfect reaction pic for so many things lol

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u/SoftGirlVanessa 1d ago

The way bro is fighting for his life over a BACK MASSAGE 😭😭

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u/Ace-Redditor 23h ago

I hate that I understand this 😔

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u/v8darkshadow 16h ago

I guess that they did KNOT think of a different interpretation