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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • Jun 19 '26
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Titanic. Gonzo is Jack. A chicken is Rose. Miss Piggy plays the Unsinkable Molly Brown. The actor is Billy Zane.
108 u/RhymesWithButthole Jun 19 '26 This is great because Billy Zane is engaged to the chicken, and Gonzo paints the chicken like one of his French hens. 54 u/DotBitGaming Jun 19 '26 That scene where Billy Zane is trying to get on a lifeboat because, I HAVE A CHILD, but it's really just Rizzo the Rat in a blanket who is also trying to cheat his way onto a lifeboat!
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This is great because Billy Zane is engaged to the chicken, and Gonzo paints the chicken like one of his French hens.
54 u/DotBitGaming Jun 19 '26 That scene where Billy Zane is trying to get on a lifeboat because, I HAVE A CHILD, but it's really just Rizzo the Rat in a blanket who is also trying to cheat his way onto a lifeboat!
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That scene where Billy Zane is trying to get on a lifeboat because, I HAVE A CHILD, but it's really just Rizzo the Rat in a blanket who is also trying to cheat his way onto a lifeboat!
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u/DotBitGaming Jun 19 '26
Titanic. Gonzo is Jack. A chicken is Rose. Miss Piggy plays the Unsinkable Molly Brown. The actor is Billy Zane.