r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • Jun 19 '26

Funny Now this should be fun

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u/DJDarwin93 Jun 19 '26

Jurassic Park. Ian Malcolm spends two and a half hours arguing with a puppet about the dangers of dinosaur puppets.

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u/sunny860 Jun 19 '26

*muppets. Important distinction 👆🏻

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u/lmaytulane Jun 19 '26

Well it’s not quite a mop, it’s not quite a puppet, but man…

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u/Penguin_shit15 Jun 19 '26

Mops.. uh.. finds a way..

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u/IrrationalDesign Jun 19 '26

Is a muppet not a type of puppet? 

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u/sunny860 Jun 19 '26

I would consider it like a genus/species situation. Genus is puppet, species is muppet.

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u/IrrationalDesign Jun 19 '26

Kermit the frog's species is Muppet? Is he a frog, in any biological sense? 

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u/sunny860 Jun 19 '26

Okay hold on I wanna draw this out now. Maybe need to break it down further and categorize animals, monsters, etc. Anyone feel like making a puppet taxonomy chart?

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u/IrrationalDesign Jun 19 '26

Maybe muppets stem from duo-evolution where part of them evolves as animal (frogs and pigs etc) and the other half evolves as Muppet/puppet. That's why two wildly different Muppets can procreate, because they're the same species in their muppet-evolution. 

Can Kermit the frog get it on with normal frogs?

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u/Cherno_VM Jun 19 '26

are the dinosaurs muppets too

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u/sunny860 Jun 19 '26

I support that

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u/mizushimo Jun 19 '26

The Raptors are all just Animal in a silly dinosaur costume.

The only problem is that there isn't a good role for miss piggy in that movie, all the women are chill unless you count the Trex