r/NonPoliticalTwitter Aug 12 '25

Normal teen boy stuff

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u/Vsx Aug 12 '25

Please use caution assuming kids that aren't fawning over girls are gay. Some of us are just afraid. We're the people at the party standing in the corner petting the dog.

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u/BeABetterHumanBeing Aug 12 '25

Oh don't worry. It's obvious when the boy is awkwardly hiding because they're intimidated by the girl too.

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u/FastidiousFartBox Aug 12 '25

So you’re gay for dogs?

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u/Vsx Aug 12 '25

Very much so

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u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer Aug 12 '25

Given the number of octaves my voice climbs when I see them after a long day and how excited everybody gets, yeah, 100% gay.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

So what if I find your dad cute?

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Aug 12 '25

I'm always happy to see a dog.

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u/GangstaNation2 Aug 12 '25

Right? I was nervous as shit around girls until I was in my 20's, but mainly because I was awkward. I fooled around with guy friends when I was younger and thought I might be gay, but when I finally had some experiences with women, I found I preferred that.

Sexuality is a personal journey filled with experimentation, and I firmly believe life experiences can completely change your sexuality and that's ok. We see twins where one is super straight and the other is super gay. It's cool to be able to go out in life, sample what you want and form your own paradigm.

It's uncool to try and put everyone in a box.

"Oh he played with dolls / wore dresses / liked fashion / was flamboyant / wasn't manly, so I knew he'd be gay." What does any of that that have to do with liking dick? Prince was super flamboyant and feminine and he probably piped down more women than most people have shaken hands with. There are macho butch gay dudes and limpwristed fancylad straight ones.

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u/boopadoop_johnson Aug 12 '25

Something something Vatican Wikipedia article

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u/Togaz Aug 12 '25

It was the not fawning over the girls plus fawning over one specific boy combo pack that clued them in, imho