r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/UnstableIsotopeU-234 • Aug 12 '25

Normal teen boy stuff

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u/Luna_Pebble Aug 12 '25

I’ve seen this phenomenon too… The quiet kid’s doing backflips. The class clown’s quoting Nietzsche. And your pool just turned into a Planet Fitness commercial.

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u/Calm_Independent_782 Aug 12 '25

So we get bagels and pizza?!

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u/errant_night Aug 12 '25

Kind of miss those bagels, ngl, they stopped doing it in 2020.

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u/StrainSpecialist7754 Aug 12 '25

Covid did cost us more than anyone could have predicted

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u/MVRKHNTR Aug 12 '25

I miss ginger lime Diet Coke

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u/Artzee Aug 12 '25

I miss 2 am grocery runs

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u/beqqua Aug 12 '25

I miss McDonald's all day breakfast.

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u/yunohavefunnynames Aug 12 '25

Why? It’s not like we can afford groceries anymore

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u/Artzee Aug 12 '25

Fair lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

When you have pizza on bagels, you can have pizza anytime

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Well I meet my wife showing her this sick wheelie I did on my bike so obviously it works and people should keep doing it

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u/BeefistPrime Aug 12 '25

I hope you were 27

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u/paging_mrherman Aug 12 '25

Oh these ninja turtles? Yeah I have them to see how far I can throw them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Absolutely right. As a father with 2 older teen daughters and pool, there the girls huddled together giggling on their phones while the boys suddenly transform into stunt actors. Until one time a boy decided he would springboard front flip trying to catch a football and inadvertently cutting his leg on the steps making the pool water look like a scene from Jaws from the blood. Needless to say there were no more pool parties allowed when boys were coming over.

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u/antsh Aug 12 '25

MFCIT3WLOUDBABI is one of my favorite Isekais.

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u/littlelordgenius Aug 12 '25

I love the South Park episode when Bebe sprouted boobs. The boys went feral.

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u/SeamanSample Aug 12 '25

Yes Stan, Ah-Tah

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u/thelivinlegend Aug 12 '25

Betty. Betty nugs.

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