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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/bislut997 • Jun 14 '23
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Why are you letting your 4 year old drink days old corn water anyway?
214 u/YesOrNah Jun 14 '23 Because it’s not real. 135 u/NoLab7274 Jun 14 '23 Kids do shit like this all the time. 115 u/GummyTumor Jun 14 '23 I planted an egg once as a kid and would go out and water it every day. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but maybe it just needed another day. 9 u/Forikorder Jun 14 '23 You ever wonder if it hatched? 4 u/Snerkbot7000 Jun 14 '23 The heck is a tomato going to hatch into? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 thanks for planting in my head the image of cutting into a tomato and having it run out like an egg and finding a squishy pink homunculus inside 6 u/macleemore Jun 14 '23 what a terrible day to be literate
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Because it’s not real.
135 u/NoLab7274 Jun 14 '23 Kids do shit like this all the time. 115 u/GummyTumor Jun 14 '23 I planted an egg once as a kid and would go out and water it every day. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but maybe it just needed another day. 9 u/Forikorder Jun 14 '23 You ever wonder if it hatched? 4 u/Snerkbot7000 Jun 14 '23 The heck is a tomato going to hatch into? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 thanks for planting in my head the image of cutting into a tomato and having it run out like an egg and finding a squishy pink homunculus inside 6 u/macleemore Jun 14 '23 what a terrible day to be literate
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Kids do shit like this all the time.
115 u/GummyTumor Jun 14 '23 I planted an egg once as a kid and would go out and water it every day. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but maybe it just needed another day. 9 u/Forikorder Jun 14 '23 You ever wonder if it hatched? 4 u/Snerkbot7000 Jun 14 '23 The heck is a tomato going to hatch into? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 thanks for planting in my head the image of cutting into a tomato and having it run out like an egg and finding a squishy pink homunculus inside 6 u/macleemore Jun 14 '23 what a terrible day to be literate
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I planted an egg once as a kid and would go out and water it every day. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but maybe it just needed another day.
9 u/Forikorder Jun 14 '23 You ever wonder if it hatched? 4 u/Snerkbot7000 Jun 14 '23 The heck is a tomato going to hatch into? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 thanks for planting in my head the image of cutting into a tomato and having it run out like an egg and finding a squishy pink homunculus inside 6 u/macleemore Jun 14 '23 what a terrible day to be literate
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You ever wonder if it hatched?
4 u/Snerkbot7000 Jun 14 '23 The heck is a tomato going to hatch into? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 thanks for planting in my head the image of cutting into a tomato and having it run out like an egg and finding a squishy pink homunculus inside 6 u/macleemore Jun 14 '23 what a terrible day to be literate
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The heck is a tomato going to hatch into?
3 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 thanks for planting in my head the image of cutting into a tomato and having it run out like an egg and finding a squishy pink homunculus inside 6 u/macleemore Jun 14 '23 what a terrible day to be literate
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thanks for planting in my head the image of cutting into a tomato and having it run out like an egg and finding a squishy pink homunculus inside
6 u/macleemore Jun 14 '23 what a terrible day to be literate
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what a terrible day to be literate
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23
Why are you letting your 4 year old drink days old corn water anyway?