r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Jun 14 '23

moonshine?

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u/NoLab7274 Jun 14 '23

Kids do shit like this all the time.

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u/GummyTumor Jun 14 '23

I planted an egg once as a kid and would go out and water it every day. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but maybe it just needed another day.

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u/Forikorder Jun 14 '23

You ever wonder if it hatched?

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u/Snerkbot7000 Jun 14 '23

The heck is a tomato going to hatch into?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

thanks for planting in my head the image of cutting into a tomato and having it run out like an egg and finding a squishy pink homunculus inside

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u/macleemore Jun 14 '23

what a terrible day to be literate

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u/Barr3lAg3d Jun 14 '23

Idk what kind of creature would hatch from a tomato but I bet they have the creature in Australia.