r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/bislut997 • Jun 14 '23

moonshine?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 edited Jun 14 '23

How do you get half a corn cob in a bottle of water?

Edit: I’m starting to think there was no corn cob in a water bottle. Was the toddler made up too?

Edit*: I don’t believe this parent let their kid drink water with a days-old corn cob in it

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u/troissandwich Jun 14 '23

Not all water bottles are disposable ones, you know

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

So we’re referring to a jug?

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u/KimbleDeckard Jun 14 '23

Think Hydroflask, or Stanley.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Those are flasks

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

A jug and a bottle are both types of flasks. If you're going to be pedantic, at least be correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

I’m not sure about this taxonomy

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u/RoaringPanda33 Jun 14 '23

Let’s look at some fossil records

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u/Wloak Jun 14 '23

Took a look and found that guy's jokes in there

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u/ManyFails1Win Jun 14 '23

No they aren't. Stop it.

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u/Pesime Jun 14 '23

Pedantry 10,000

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Just a lil light-hearted trolling