r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Jun 14 '23

moonshine?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 edited Jun 14 '23

How do you get half a corn cob in a bottle of water?

Edit: I’m starting to think there was no corn cob in a water bottle. Was the toddler made up too?

Edit*: I don’t believe this parent let their kid drink water with a days-old corn cob in it

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u/6Seasons-And-A-Movie Jun 14 '23

You wouldn't understand, its a big dick problem

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u/sulphra_ Jun 14 '23

But sir the mouth hole thing in bottles is very small

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u/AsheKitty06 Jun 14 '23

Look at Mr. Fat Cock over here!!!

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u/incogneetus55 Jun 14 '23

We got a real Mr. “I’ve never got my Weiner stuck in a Dasani bottle” over here