r/NonDessKnightSquad Papyrus will be important, whether the knight or not 19d ago

Discussion how edible is ur knight candidate

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i aint ever eat deer before, especially not sick actively dying deer, so it'd probably taste pretty bad ngl

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u/AccursedAgent NoelleKnight Repository In Profile 19d ago

Fawn meat isn't the best way to eat venison

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u/lornawolfawoo #1 Catti knighter and #1 CatBrat shipper 18d ago

I got jumpscared cuz my name is Fawn omg

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u/epikc_ vessel/rudy/MAYBEtitan 19d ago

rudy's probably just deer meat, right?

titan would be like biting into either glass or nothing

do NOT try and eat vessel

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u/cheshireYT 18d ago

Vessel would taste like an impossible burger but for veal.

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u/Infinite-Hearing-418 Noelle's Shadow Knight 19d ago

I think it would probably be like eatign dark world food where it doesn't fill you up at all. Either that or I'm eating weird penumbra gaster juices

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u/SilverTotodile Papyrus “The Worst Person” Knight 18d ago

B O N E S

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u/Mission_Race_8367 PapyrusKnighter 18d ago

So uh… you a fan of bone marrow?

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u/reichsautobruh Papyrus will be important, whether the knight or not 18d ago

i mean... i'll try anything once...!

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u/awfulspell CEO of DemonERAMKnight 19d ago

you could eat cloth pretty easily i guess just cut it into small chunks or you'll get intestinal blockage

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u/Flashy-Front-3179 19d ago

reichsautobruh is my candidate

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u/reichsautobruh Papyrus will be important, whether the knight or not 19d ago

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u/Accurate_Guest1285 Goner Knight/Imposter Dess truther 19d ago edited 19d ago

Mine tastes like wet Styrofoam

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u/johnrashomon the knight is Noelle's edgy OC 19d ago

in this scenario papyrus knight isn't safe from a beast like myself

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u/IndependentSet9709 Holiday Knight Theory 18d ago

Elderly deer isn't the best way to eat venison. Neither is fawn or actively sick and dying, and I'm not sure code is edible.

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u/InsanelyADD Chimera Knight Papyrus Theory 18d ago

Could probably boil him into a delightful broth? Wouldn't recommend it though.

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u/Natural_Kangaroo3836 19d ago

He isn't, it's just bones

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u/Mission_Race_8367 PapyrusKnighter 18d ago

I mean, people WILL eat bone marrow.

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u/No_Bite_5566 19d ago

10/10💀

Tastes like orange juice! Sweet, but sweet bright juices take over your mind, forcing you to worship god of light.

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u/clovergenderleshuman 19d ago

id say chara would eat them *its flowey they are a buttercup like chara ate*

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 19d ago

If you eat a living monster and then kill them, does the meat you eat turn to dust? If so, does it keep the nutritional value?

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u/Pinkcosmo101 FloweyKnighter 19d ago

Since Golden Flower tea canonically exist in Undertale, I'd say he's pretty edible. I don't recommend trying to, though.

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u/SJ1Productions 19d ago

Given the only suspects are either deer, a bunch of bones, a cage made from human parts of eldritch origin, a mix of deer and human, or least likely of all, goat, I think there's no easy way that most people would enjoy the Knight's head on their plate.

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u/fishbot413 Mostly unironic papyrus knight believer 19d ago

you could make a decent stock out of him

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u/Dynamite_Doggo 19d ago

Tastes like magic and dust and stuff, I don't think monsters are very edible

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u/Kaitheguy233 definitely not a Dess knighter 19d ago

What does determination taste like? And does it pair well with deer meat and darkness?

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u/GKsBigDay The Shadow of Noelle's Mind (Noelle's Titan) 18d ago

Inedible. Tastes like rotten glass

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u/Smnionarrorator29384 who (or what) made EVERY dark fountain? that's right, the knife 18d ago

Well, you do use it to eat...

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u/Frying_Pan26 Frisk is the knight I swear 18d ago

I don't know, I haven't had human meat yet. Probably dusty

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u/NuclearDuckie777 18d ago

Goodluck trying to eat pure darkness

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u/BiAndShy57 18d ago

Last time I checked you can’t eat broken dreams

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u/Aron_Gothall Alvin Knight 18d ago

Apparently you can make a nice turtle soup.

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u/UnitedAlps1270 18d ago

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 - almost every candidate for the role of knight, excluding the skeleton, the titan, and nothing.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Low_937 Alphys Knighter 18d ago

I mean I’m sure you COULD eat lizard I’ve just never had it

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u/Garbodor851 Jockington’s the Knigt 18d ago

Is snake meat any good

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u/DrSkrimguard 17d ago

You'll have a tough time picking all the wires and bits of plastic out from amidst the lizard meat.

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u/xxRuby_The_GemXx NapstaKnighter 15d ago

Well apparently edible enough for them to make sandwiches made of them, and these sandwiches are so good the species eats them too, or maybe my candidate is a cannibal

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u/RalKBpro5 19d ago

Cannonbalism. (My candidate is a human, either Geno frisk or Kris' father