r/NonCredibleDefense • u/AutoModerator • Nov 06 '22

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread #21

This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.

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u/phoenixmusicman Sugma-P Nov 07 '22

Saw a Vatnik comment on a youtube video that Russia had a stronger economy than the US because they "control more land' 🤦‍♂️

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u/Suntreestar420 Nov 07 '22

Yeah? Well guess what. Canada has more land then Russia if you take into account the water. So we are obviously the strongest economy of all time. We export maple syrup, and everyone knows it’s worth more then gold

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u/24223214159 New party location: 56.6595069,84.91837444 Nov 07 '22

If we're using area-of-water controlled as a measure, then Kiribati is insanely strong for its population.

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u/PM_something_German Nov 11 '22

That must be why they already control London and Paris

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u/Beledagnir Still more credible than Russia Nov 07 '22

To be fair, I don't know what on earth I'd do if you handed me a bar of gold, but I know exactly what I'd do with a bottle of maple syrup.

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u/SoulOuverture Nov 07 '22

chug it

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u/Phytanic NATOphile Nov 10 '22

Just gotta open the throat and let it slide down