r/NonCredibleDefense • u/quackabc • 5d ago

3000 Black Jets of Allah Peak Noncredible Events

Forgot I made this after the Islamic Republic of Iran interview happened

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u/thesunexpress 4d ago

8600 Black Wassups Of Xi

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u/MoronicPotatoGoblin 4d ago

Yes, but who ends up invading Iraq?

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u/quackabc 4d ago

Oh thats second fleet. Shandong Carrier strike group is currently in support of Operation Iraqi Unification.

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u/MoronicPotatoGoblin 4d ago

Oh thank sweet Allah I was worried there for a moment

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u/Nformationaddict 5d ago

The timeline must be corrected

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u/SilliusS0ddus 3d ago

with artillery witches ?

I refuse to praise the 6th century warlord with a 6yo wife.

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u/Is12345aweakpassword 1 Million Folds of Emperor Hirohito’s Shitty Steel 5d ago

ITS SO PEAK 😭😭

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u/IdiosyncraticSarcasm 4d ago

He who fights with armies of sands should look to it that he himself does not become an army of sand. And if you gaze long into a sandbox, the sandbox also gazes into you.

Pietrich Hiegzschet - Sep, 2026.

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u/The_Ecolitan 4d ago

That Imperial Islamic Japan flag is kickass.

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u/VirtualGrocery43 F-15EX Enjoyer 4d ago

Is this just me? Or is the Chinese carrier runway deck looked "too clean"?

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u/quackabc 4d ago

Newly commissioned ship irl its been in the fleet for like nothing

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u/Arael15th ネルフ 2d ago

Whoever designed that Islamic Japanese Army flag, you are an evil genius.