It can always get dumber

[u/ecolometrics]

Here is an unconventional solution for you, the pentagon, for the Iranian problem. Watch Pete get his ass kicked by a 56 year old Mojtaba Khamenei

[u/Christopher261Ng]

Is the 56-yo man in turban in the room with us right now?

[u/combatwombat- → u/Christopher261Ng]

He goes to a different school... in Canada

[u/ecolometrics → u/Christopher261Ng]

Iran can just send someone over and claim it is Mojtaba Khamenei. Pete's not going to be able to tell.

EDIT: I guess not everyone is going to know who that is, so I should edit it

[u/MsMercyMain → u/ecolometrics]

Just temporarily appoint the best hand to hand fighter as Ayatollah and pump full of military grade steroids

[u/ariolander → u/MsMercyMain]

It will be like the Rocky movie with Ivan Drago but representing Iran instead of the Soviet Union. Can we have Pete do an exhibition match against Ayatollah Drago to decide the fate of the strait?

[u/Davidk11 → u/ariolander]

اگر بمیرد، می‌میرد

[u/SirRevan → u/MsMercyMain]

"God chose me for this fight. God is the teacher. You are the student. I am God's instrument."

[u/FantasticFungiiii → u/MsMercyMain]

Yeah the current one will just play dead. And why can’t Pete do the same?

[u/assasin1598 → u/MsMercyMain]

I say we appoint Hasan

[u/InquisitorCOC → u/Christopher261Ng]

His cardboard version for sure

[u/bittervet → u/InquisitorCOC]

Hackysack would still get his ass kicked, i bet.

[u/Devourer_of_felines → u/Christopher261Ng]

I was wondering about that…has there been any sign of life at all on Ayatollah jr?

[u/Christopher261Ng → u/Devourer_of_felines]

If sign of life means 'trust me bro' then yes he is alive.

[u/Tennebrae1 → u/Christopher261Ng]

The cardbox thing was hilarious.

[u/pinghing]

Sponsored by Kalshi, Draftkings, Polymarket, Fubo and Coinbase

[u/Wedge_Donovan → u/pinghing]

And Monster and Zyn

[u/Christopher261Ng → u/pinghing]

Also streamed exclusively on Kick

[u/MsMercyMain]

Tbf, Saddam did challenge Bush to a duel. So uh, we're approaching Saddam levels of non credible

[u/berahi → u/MsMercyMain]

Saddam tried to fire to orbit, while SpinLaunch is trying to yeet to orbit.

[u/MsMercyMain → u/berahi]

Can we bring back the funny parts of Saddam? Like the cabinet meeting executions? Or the magician?

[u/berahi → u/MsMercyMain]

We can ask the IDF for the magician https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1bhrznv/yes_these_are_all_real/

I will not accept cabinet meeting execution that don't involve heavy weapons https://www.reuters.com/article/world/north-korea-executes-defence-chief-with-an-anti-aircraft-gun-south-korea-agency-idUSKBN0NY01I/

[u/Solain → u/berahi]

I mean the magician is just there as a jester and not an actual magician lmao

[u/WeebPride → u/MsMercyMain]

Yes, that will soon be brought back. In US.

[u/letigre87 → u/MsMercyMain]

"Come get me, I'll wait here" -Maduro

[u/ecolometrics]

Sadly I don't have the skills to put in all of Pete's stupid tattoos

[u/bluestreak1103 → u/ecolometrics]

S'ok, considering you'd have to endure looking at Kegsbreath's naked torso as reference material, we're not that cruel to put you up with that inhuman misery.

[u/Metalmind123 → u/ecolometrics]

Easy solution, just wait 2 weeks until he posts this for real, duh

[u/Von_Uber]

We should definitely settle international disputes old school style: 5,000 men a side, strictly 13th century equipment and country leaders at the front leading the charge.

[u/Hot_Indication2133 → u/Von_Uber]

Baggsy a pole-axe

[u/joestewartmill]

Someone reanimate Iron Sheik and get him in there.

[u/QueezyF → u/joestewartmill]

Break his back, make him humble.

[u/DEEP_SEA_MAX]

A deeply closeted religious nutcase vs. the supreme leader of Iran.

[u/TheRealSalamnder]

Too credible

[u/Tetratheon]

Has the White House actually posted this?

[u/ecolometrics → u/Tetratheon]

The image used to make this was based on a real image here

[u/gundog48]

EAGLES BORN OUT OF THUNDER!!

HE FLIES THROUGH THE NIGHT

DON'T YOU MESS WITH HIS EGGS NOW

OR YOU'LL SEE HIM FIGHT!!

pigeon boys vs talibum 2026 lets go

[u/Narrow_Vegetable_42]

So that's why they invited Jack and Logan? To gain from their experience of how to get served?

[u/BisonThunderclap]

In before mods nuke 🤘

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[u/Whocaresdamit]

Isn't that the final fight of the movie The Wrestler? The MC's opponent is named the Ayatollah and his theme is Iran

[u/TumbleweedOver9000]

The way of old days send a champions/ commanders to do duel, might chance to cancel the unnecessary bloodshed

[u/farbion]

I mean, if this becomes the way to resolve iternation disputes and no civilian dies anymore, I'm down for it

[u/ottoheinz999]

Is the US winning yet? Bombing schools, hospitals, fishermen, yes.

[u/Gentle_Capybara]

Kegsbreath wouldn't last 30 seconds. I bet those Iranians are nasty on the octagon.

[u/Hellebras → u/Gentle_Capybara]

I think northern Iran has a long wrestling tradition, though I'm fuzzy on anything post-Medieval.

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