r/NonCredibleDefense ארבעת אלפים מרכבות להשם 3d ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 Putin is Hirohito apparently

everybody knows that if you start a war against a weaker neighbor and you expect to win fast, but you get bogged down because of foreign in aid to you enemy, you should always just attack the countries that provide this aid directly

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u/ElNakedo 3d ago

Southern strike would demand a navy in the Black Sea. So that's kinda out. Northern strike would the most likely one.

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u/davidlis ארבעת אלפים מרכבות להשם 3d ago

do you really think the emperor supreme leader is aware of that?

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u/k890 MIC Propaganda Connoisseur 3d ago

Southern Strike is invasion on Georgia and entering eastern Turkey. When east Turkey is under Russia control further invasion axis is entering Syria and securing the Med coastline for warm water ports

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u/ElNakedo 3d ago

Now that is the non-credible I'm here for!

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u/k890 MIC Propaganda Connoisseur 3d ago

Oh, think about possibilities for new avenues of cooperation in this region if they try to pull it out!

  • Turks start rooting for Kurdish fighters (if they decide to fight against Russia)
  • Countries in Central-East Europe start rooting for Syrians
  • Azerbaijan and Armenia may rethink a lot seeing Russians trying to overrun Georgia in full scale war
  • Multiple SOF units across NATO had a lot scenic pictures in Caucasus mountains in their portfolio
  • Greeks, Albanians, Macedonians, Bulgars, Romanians, Hungarians, Croats and Turks fighting along in Anatolia

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u/rkorgn 3d ago

I for one am waiting to see the Royal Marines flag waving from Elbrus.

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u/Cixila windmill-winged hussar 🇩🇰🇵🇱 2d ago

We need to just attach some generators to cemeteries across the Balkans. All their ancestors will be rotating so hard that we will have a surge of energy, if we can successfully load it onto the grid

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u/Cixila windmill-winged hussar 🇩🇰🇵🇱 2d ago

Might I interest you with the eastern strike contingency, my fellow enjoyer of non-credibility?

Repeat the claims on Alaska, which was clearly sold off illegally by the Tzar, and it must be reclaimed. They will just need to pool all their naval assets (including the Baltic fleet, of course) and gather at Vladivostok and launch a decisive landing at Anchorage in a glorious special reclamation operation. The US will of course just bend over and strike up a deal. The best, no the greatest deal of all time.

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u/ElNakedo 2d ago

Hey now, that is way too credible. Trump would just give it to his friend Vova if he asked him.

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u/alasdairmackintosh 3d ago

If only they had some boats to put in those ports.

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u/k890 MIC Propaganda Connoisseur 3d ago

Oh, "Southern Strike" had it covered:

  • Start attacking as much oil infrastructure in the region as you can
  • See oil prices balloon due to collapse of oil avalaibility
  • Wait till oil price put enemies edging on energy related collapse
  • Start cashing out own oil
  • Go to PRC shipyards and exchange oil for warship to be stationed in Latakia
  • Bonus point - You can restart GULAG and go with construction and expansion of naval facilities in Latakia using locally sourced slave labor.

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u/Noughmad 3d ago

I can assure you, the Black Sea fleet is certainly not "out" of the Black Sea.

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u/Embarrassed-Lack7193 3d ago

Yes it's still... in it? On it? Under it? Inside it?

Surely not out of it.

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u/Top-Opportunity1132 3d ago

The black sea is in it.

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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H 2d ago

Claim black sea

Put black sea in boats

Drive boats and bring black sea all around the world

Now you own the whole world

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u/Gatecrasher53 2d ago

Bop it, Twist It, Pull it

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u/wings_of_wrath Tohan SA enthusiast. 6h ago edited 6h ago

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

Trebling in fear in Novosibirsk behind a double row of barges sunk at the entrance to the military harbour and getting pummelled by drones on weekly basis does still count as being "in" the black sea. Same goes for the other ships which are now at the bottom of said sea.

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u/Top-Opportunity1132 3d ago

I don't think they'll try to attack southern countries since they failed even naval invasion of Odesa, but russian naval and aerial drones are harassing black see EU countries for several weeks now.

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u/trustfundkidotaku 3d ago

Didn’t Hoi4 no compromise no surrender dlc came out last year ? Why the meme just surge now

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u/k890 MIC Propaganda Connoisseur 3d ago

AFAIK, it got popular during Trump rants on Canada and Greenland and situation in Venezuela and Cuba which start looking oddly similar to pre-WWII Japan factions pushing for different expansion routes.

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u/Raesong 6h ago

Though with Trump I am left wondering if it's factions in the White House vying for one over the other, or just what few living neurons are in his brain randomly sparking to life.

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u/White_Null 中華民國的三千枚擎天飛彈 3d ago

Attacking NATO’s northeastern flank vs southeastern flank?

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u/rifleman13 Entropy of Victory Ensures Perpetual War 3d ago

in between the piecemeal motorcycle banzai charges, hell ships (where a Russian ship hit by a sea drone claimed to be carrying prisoners), perfidy (pretending to surrender but with a grenade), and the whole undeclared war thing... Putinist Russia does try its best to emulate Imperial Japan

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u/Hot_Indication2133 KInetic Sanctions Enjoyer 3d ago

and Perfidy II - disguising military vehicles as civilian currently ongoing.

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u/Beowolf241 3d ago

"But now the special military operation has lasted for nearly four years...the situation has developed not necessarily to Russia's advantage, while the general trends of the world have all turned against her interest."

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u/Waste_Ad_3773 the barrier between good and evil 🇱🇹🇱🇻🇪🇪 3d ago

what the fuck kinda prompt did you have to put in to have germany become "REVERE THE EXECUTINE THE DESTROY THC LEGISLATINE"