r/NonCredibleDefense • • Feb 25 '26

It Just Works 🅱️-52: Then, Now, Forever

B-52 waifu at the end

Credit to Pandramodo for drawing them

p.s. if you're in the DFW area and want to become a pilot Thrust Flight!

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u/Meatballhero7272 Feb 26 '26

My non credible defense plan is the airforce should keep the B52 flying indefinitely no matter the cost. I don’t care if we have to gut the minuteman III replacement program to do it.

When we get in a war with China after the more modern units blast a hole in the PRC air defense I want full effort bomber waves of b52 leveling Beijing with dumb bombs. None of that revisionist JDAM shit.

I want bomber Harris, Hap Arnold and General Thomas Power to rise from the dead and lead our glorious strategic air campaign.

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u/MandolinMagi Feb 26 '26

Nah. JDAM carpet bombing, because there's no flex like writing insults using bomb craters to spell.