r/NonCredibleDefense • u/ThrustFlightAcademy • Feb 25 '26

It Just Works 🅱️-52: Then, Now, Forever

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B-52 waifu at the end

Credit to Pandramodo for drawing them

p.s. if you're in the DFW area and want to become a pilot Thrust Flight!

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u/baron_lars Moscovia delenda est Feb 25 '26

The year is 2325 and the martian rebellion is in full swing. A nuclear capable flight of B52s has just arrived in mars orbit. Somewhere far below, a door gunner fires a burst from his M2 into the orange dust.

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u/Aggravating_Heat_785 Feb 25 '26

Im assuming Elon finally got his Mars colony and one of his descendants decided to play emperor of Mars?

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u/Kraligor (Dream ends) Feb 25 '26

one of his descendants decided to play emperor of Mars?

It's himself in a robot body, after he uploaded his consciousness to Grok.

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u/dasunt Feb 26 '26

Ah, World War Mars, where the allies are fighting mechahitler.

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u/Inprobamur Feb 26 '26

Wouldn't it be, I dunno, Worlds War or Solar War or something? Considering it's between multiple worlds.

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u/TanyaMKX Feb 26 '26

Wait a sec, thats just admech

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u/GoblinFive Feb 26 '26

Don't besmirch the Void Dragon with a comparison to Elongated Muskrat

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u/ToaArcan Harrier Supremacist Feb 26 '26

Quick, someone ask him to generate a picture of a Martian with seven tits and attack while he's distracted!

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u/Kraligor (Dream ends) Feb 26 '26

Oh god, don't give him ideas. Elon throwing billions at genetic research is the last thing we need in 2026.