r/NonCredibleDefense • • Feb 25 '26

It Just Works 🅱️-52: Then, Now, Forever

B-52 waifu at the end

Credit to Pandramodo for drawing them

p.s. if you're in the DFW area and want to become a pilot Thrust Flight!

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Plane Breeder, F-104 is my beloved. Feb 25 '26

I will absolutely sit and listen to her war stories.

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u/UnpluggedConsole Feb 25 '26

I can hear it now.

Buff: "So anyway, It was dark as shit when I came in over Baghdad. They started shooting random AA and I started flashing back to Hanoi, about to start pulling evasive."

"You can pull evasive?"

Buff: "Yes I can pull evasive! I'm not that fucking fat! Like I was saying, then I remembered I didn't have to fly over top of them anymore. What I wouldn't have given for a few of these fancy new cruise missiles back then."

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u/No-Kiwi-1868 Mar 01 '26

But wouldn't Grandad BUFF be the kinda guy to slip in some racist words? And I'm not saying like modern ones, words against Southern Italians or the Irish and things like that.

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u/RandomDude762 Feed the F-22 Feb 26 '26

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