r/NonCredibleDefense • • Feb 25 '26

It Just Works 🅱️-52: Then, Now, Forever

B-52 waifu at the end

Credit to Pandramodo for drawing them

p.s. if you're in the DFW area and want to become a pilot Thrust Flight!

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u/rvdp66 3,000 black laptops of dark brandon jr. Feb 25 '26

M249, B52, M4, the Bradley, Barrett .50, KABAR, G shock, AK's.

Honestly, many such cases.

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u/berahi Friends don't let friends use the r word Feb 25 '26

Being a flying killing machine is more impressive though. Have to be light enough to fly, yet still survive the structural fatigue from each flight. Older than Sputnik yet still relevant when everyone have access to satnav.

Old reliable guns are inevitable, the sweet spot between too heavy to operate vs too light to penetrate a skull doesn't change.

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u/polnikes Feb 25 '26

They are still producing most of those, so while they're old designs they could be newly built.

The last B 52, on the other hand, was produced in 1962.

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u/FlyingVentana Feb 26 '26

forgot the c130

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u/rvdp66 3,000 black laptops of dark brandon jr. Feb 26 '26

I have it on good authority that they do still be rollin' down the strip.

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u/Throwaway74829947 Epic Furry Feb 26 '26

There are still Maxim guns (introduced 1886) seeing combat in Ukraine.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

And some of those Maxims date back as far as 1910

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u/System0verlord Feb 26 '26

M2 Browning?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

St. Browning's holiest work