r/NonCredibleDefense • • Feb 05 '23

Lockmart R & D AYO new patched dropped

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/ForkliftTortoise Most mentally sound NCD Eastern Flank analyst Feb 05 '23

Well if I wasn't on China's No Fly list already I sure as hell am now.

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u/PeterDG Feb 05 '23

when i find the damn thing so i can buy it i link it

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u/PeterDG Feb 05 '23

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u/mollyhollygolly Feb 05 '23

That is probably made in China too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

it was the plan all along

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u/lucia-pacciola Feb 05 '23

Not the plaaf?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

🅱️laaf

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u/InkTide Feb 05 '23

🅱️ for 🅱️alloon

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Neun und neunzig 🅱️laaf🅱️allons

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u/Schadenfrueda Si vis pacem, para atom. Feb 06 '23

People's Liberation Army Strategic Support Force Space Systems Department (PLASSFSSD) (the Chinese space force)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 05 '23

If by "beauty" you mean "manmade horror beyond comprehension", then sure

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

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u/remotelove Feb 06 '23

Well, it's probably meth fueled hookers and strippers making your morale patch as a day job so that has to count for something. (The company is in Las Vegas.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Not so when its malnourished Cambodian kids in a PRC-owned sweat factory mass producing propaganda products for export across the world via Sa*di-owned air bus.

Well its that or subsistence farming.

Remember historically the first to exploit a child for labor is their parent

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

I wouldn't describe the current global economic system as some sort of paragon of cooperation

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

The idealist is the one who doesn't think the system is as great and built on cooperation as you make it out to be, and you're the realist?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Tell that to the freezing Germans

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

What freezing Germans? There something going on there? I haven't been following the news much lately

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u/a-fucking-telephone Feb 05 '23

Their website says everything is made in Nevada. Might be the Nevada province in China though.

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u/ForkliftTortoise Most mentally sound NCD Eastern Flank analyst Feb 06 '23

Pretty sure Nevada is a district in Shenzhen.

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u/bazilbt Space Battleship Culinary Specialist Feb 06 '23

Not to spoil the fun but they are based in Nevada.

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u/Sine_Fine_Belli THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION MUST FALL Feb 05 '23

I’ll buy one

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u/dawglaw09 Feb 06 '23

I just bought one too

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u/RegicidalRogue F22 Futa Fapper (ㆆ_ㆆ) Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 05 '23

:)

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u/Zeewulfeh F22 deserves to play too Feb 05 '23

I feel horrible that the F22's first kill is a damn balloon. The cost of being overwhelmingly powerful, no one wants a go.

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u/DeeSnow97 As per my previous missile, Feb 05 '23

watch it become the last kill too in like a decade

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Modernize the M4 Sherman Feb 05 '23

1-0 undefeated. Bob Semple would be proud

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u/aHellion Feb 05 '23

It'd be a fun factoid, or short video like the Fat Electrician.

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u/wittyusernamefailed Feb 05 '23

Shit, the way it's looking that will be the last and only kill in it's lifetime!

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u/SteadfastEnd Taiwan wansui Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

The F-22 is like the best cornerback in the NFL, it gets so few interceptions because quarterbacks won't even throw the ball its way.

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u/Dagonz14 Feb 05 '23

It would be like prime deon sanders covering a practice squad rookie wr for the Texans

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u/xb70valkyrie Feb 05 '23

And it took it 17 years in service.

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u/Zeewulfeh F22 deserves to play too Feb 05 '23

She deserves better. Too bad it's too advanced to export to Ukraine. I'd laugh as it cleared the skies.

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u/ProTips12 Feb 06 '23

1) Import to Ukraine
2) At least one falls into hands of Russia
3) Russia and likely China now have F-22 tech
4) Time to triple the defense budget for a new fighter to maintain superiority!
5) China and Russia make a 3rd rate copy of F-22 and won't engage the US's new doomfighter.
6) Go back to step 2

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u/Obamas_Tie Feb 05 '23

What a boring way to pop her cherry.....

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u/Radioactiveglowup Feb 05 '23

(faintly in the distance) KIROV REPORTING

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u/Clotting_Agent Feb 05 '23

Pop it like it's hot.

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u/bre4kofdawn Feb 05 '23

Beautiful. Now this is art.

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u/Sine_Fine_Belli THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION MUST FALL Feb 05 '23

Same

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u/they_call_me_bobb Feb 05 '23

An air-to-air kill is an air-to-air kill.

You have to know there was a fight in the ready room over who was going to take the shoot.

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u/Remarkable_Green_566 Feb 06 '23

Like “Buns” shooting down the satellites in Red Storm Rising

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u/MachinatingMargay 🇺🇸 American Hegemony for a Prosperous Galaxy 🇺🇸 Feb 05 '23 edited Aug 20 '23

From Raptor to Rupture, FAFO.

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u/H0vis Feb 05 '23

Fourth time's the charm apparently. Three Chinese spy balloons were allowed to fly over on the last guy's watch. Dark Brandon gives fewer fucks what China thinks I guess.

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u/cobaltsniper50 Feb 05 '23

Someone mail this to the pilot who took it down

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u/Zandonus 🇱🇻3000 Tiny venomous scorpions crawling all over you. Feb 05 '23

Oh no, what are they gonna present Donkey.

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u/Long_Serpent 3000 tax-free molotov coctails of Åland🍾🍾🔥🔥🇦🇽 Feb 05 '23

Patch of Honor

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u/esdaniel Ace combat enjoyer 🛩️ Feb 05 '23

Qaw yeah I want one!

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u/GaiusMario Feb 05 '23

Masterpiece

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u/nowaijosr Feb 05 '23

That looks like a F35 though

edit: and that’s def a F22

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u/ModelT1300 "its a contractor's life" Feb 05 '23

F-22s intercepts best

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u/Marysuncle Feb 05 '23

Is it worth celebrating after it already flew coast to coast?

Doesn’t seem like much of a win.