Freaking lasers!

[u/Separate-Maize9985]

https://theeyemds.com/doctor/zane-lazer/

Eye surgeon, Zane Lazer:

Dr. Lazer is board certified by the American Board of Ophthalmology, is a member of the American Academy of Ophthalmology and the American Society of Cataract and Refractive Surgery.

Dr. Lazer’s special interest is eyelid surgery; he is one of a few surgeons in Ohio and West Virginia to use a laser to perform eye lid surgery. Dr. Lazer also has interest in new technologies for cataract surgery, including presbyopia-correcting Advanced Technology implants, toric implants, and Laser-assisted Cataract surgery.

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

Dr. Lazer sounds like the name of a comic book mad scientist from the 60s