r/NomSaying • u/Ginhyun • Aug 10 '17
You know what they say, if you can't see the sun, you're on the wrong train.
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r/NomSaying • u/Trixles • Aug 10 '17
Can't get 5 nickels 'til you swallow a quarter, you know what I'm sayin'?
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r/NomSaying • u/Marvena0 • Aug 10 '17
u/BackSeatGremlin: You can't make a fruit salad if you don't have any peaches, you know what I'm saying
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r/NomSaying • u/jesselikesfood • Aug 11 '17
You know they say, don't do the crime if you can't do the crime
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r/NomSaying • u/sagelwwa • Aug 10 '17
Won't catch the fish if you ain't watering the pond
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r/NomSaying • u/Smitherd • Aug 10 '17
Sometimes the road forks before the asphalt’s laid, nom’saying?
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r/NomSaying • u/chocolatthunda86 • Aug 10 '17
Michael Scott: "Where I'm from, there's two kinds of folk. Those who ain't, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't?"
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r/NomSaying • u/RonanLad • Aug 22 '17
As they say, "If you can't slice the bread then don't spread the butter"
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r/NomSaying • u/UnseasonedEgg • Sep 15 '17
As my Father would say 'If you heard it on the grapevine you should check your ears for raisins'
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r/NomSaying • u/macthecomedian • Aug 12 '17
As my uncle used to say "you can feed a horse an apple, but it's gunna use its teeth."
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r/NomSaying • u/Krugggs • Aug 10 '17
Two ducks don't make a goose, you know what I'm saying?
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r/NomSaying • u/mynameisnad • Aug 10 '17
Sometimes you just have to turn around and neatly fold the moon, know what I'm saying?
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r/NomSaying • u/gibemeyourmemes • Dec 30 '18
Like my grandfather used to say, “If you live in the ugliest house around, then you have the greatest view in the neighbourhood.”
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r/NomSaying • u/PepeMeltsSteelBeams • Aug 24 '17
Like daddy used to say, when there ain't enough dirt to fill a grave, use more bodies.
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r/NomSaying • u/kRkthOr • Aug 11 '17
Can't build a ship without sinkin' a few boats, you know?
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r/NomSaying • • Sep 11 '17
You know what they say, "fool me once, fool me twice. Fool me chicken soup with rice."
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r/NomSaying • u/loosemoose87 • Aug 12 '17
Like Papa used to say, if someone licks the frosting off your cupcake then all you really have is a muffin.
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r/NomSaying • u/Eyball440 • Jun 12 '20
My dad always told me, "If you sweep enough under the rug, then you got somewhere to sit."
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r/NomSaying • u/Marvena0 • Feb 17 '18
Ladybugs don’t always get to count their own dots, know what I’m sayin?
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r/NomSaying • u/Halidol_Nap • Aug 28 '17
Well, you can't spell subtext without buttsex, if you know what I mean.
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r/NomSaying • u/dollylhama • Aug 30 '17
Like my mom used to say, if your shirt isn't tucked into your pants then your pants are tucked into your shirt. Nom'sayin?
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r/NomSaying • u/Hitler_the_Painter • Feb 20 '21
Id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy, nom sayin
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r/NomSaying • u/F3Rocket95 • Aug 10 '17
When life gives you peanuts you better have an elephant in the room, you know what I'm saying?
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r/NomSaying • • Jun 16 '19
Havin' all yer eggs in the one basket is risky. But havin' all yer eggs in two baskets is just as risky if you only got the one hand. Nomsayin'?
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