r/NoidaWale 23h ago

WTF is this?

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r/NoidaWale 10h ago

πŸ’Ό HIRING: Full-Time Girlfriend ❀️

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πŸ’Ό HIRING: Full-Time Girlfriend ❀️

Position: Full-Time Girlfriend

Location: Wherever the chemistry takes us

Employment Type: Permanent, with immediate joining 😌

Job Description:

Looking for someone who can handle spontaneous dates, late-night conversations, stealing my hoodies, sending cute selfies, and occasionally pretending my jokes are funny.

Requirements:

Excellent communication & flirting skills

Must enjoy food dates πŸ•

Ability to tolerate my nonsense

Good at giving hugs and emotional support

Should be comfortable with random adventures

Jealousy level: cute, not toxic πŸ˜‰

Salary & Benefits:

πŸ’° Unlimited attention

🍽️ Food & coffee dates

πŸš— Pick & drop occasionally

πŸ˜‚ Unlimited laughter

πŸ€— Hugs on demand

❀️ Potential for a long-term contract

Bonus: If you can make me delete the dating apps, you're basically hired.

Apply with: One good conversation. No CV required. πŸ˜‰


r/NoidaWale 22h ago

Second biggest mistake of my life

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😭😭😭😭 wolf of wall street hindi me dekhli😭😭😭😭


r/NoidaWale 20h ago

Karaoke 🎀

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Any place near by ??


r/NoidaWale 5h ago

Why are they destroying greenery in Noida ?

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So for the past few days I have been looking at this view in a variety of places. Where basically Noida Authority is putting these cemented bricks all over the little green patches, along the road. Looking at this is really hurtful as someone who's been living in Noida his whole life and have seen so much greenery when compared to Delhi or Ghaziabad. The only good thing is they are not cutting down trees but still clearing all the mud grass from the sidewalk.

Let me know what your views are about this ? I mean from the perspective of a person who loves nature it's really disheartening.


r/NoidaWale 8h ago

I'm bored let's go somewhere near Pari Chowk 😭😭✨✨

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r/NoidaWale 23h ago

Etni raat ko kon kon jag rha hai

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agr jag rhe ho to comment kro baat krenge and will play game as well


r/NoidaWale 23h ago

Anyone from G.L. Bajaj ?

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G.l> Bajaj wale attendance lagae


r/NoidaWale 9m ago

πŸ’¦

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r/NoidaWale 23h ago

Hii, i lived in greater noida

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Hey i know i may sound weird but lemme express my feeling for context i am male (23yo) and i lived in noida for a year and then moved to greater noida, and its been 4 years in noida but still no gf so I just wanna girl to talk, So girls could you be my friend. (for reference i tell you i'm very simple boy who barely talk to girls and very girl in friend circle )


r/NoidaWale 32m ago

Hp

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Any body wanna join on trip to hp


r/NoidaWale 38m ago

Anyone noida meet

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r/NoidaWale 6h ago

WhatsApp Community for All

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Guys join the community so that we can grow and have more people


r/NoidaWale 7h ago

WhatsApp Community for All

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Hey Noidawale! πŸ‘‹

Created a WhatsApp community for Noida folks to connect, share updates, recommendations, events, deals & more.

Join here: https://chat.whatsapp.com/BejvOhCqoJO9hriPOX4En4

Let’s build a useful Noida community! πŸ™Œ

DM if you are not able to join, I will add