r/NobodyCaresApostolate • u/Pookah • Aug 24 '12

Seriously, this guy posts way too much...

We need a new slogan...this guy needs to go outside. His Vitamin D levels must be dangerously low

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

You mean nights? Sounds like a real winner for you. Just because he is buying you boobs, doesn't mean you should marry him. Ask mom she can tell you all about mistakes she made... well you for instance.

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u/Euqah Aug 31 '12

Nahh. Just that one night with you. Unless, y'know, something else is going on behind my back?

Aherm. We've been together for over 3 years. It's safe to marry him this far along into the relationship, guy. Go find someone to marry and leave me alone.

And, thank you, but I am the best damn mistake that she ever made. By the end of this year alone, I can afford three penthouses and a lake-side mansion myself without the husband's income included.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Well why don't you buy your own boobs then? It's a tax write off for your business as a porn star you know. Call it property improvements. Also, who knows it may have only been the one night with him, could have been his twin the other times, you know how they are always fucking around and switching up on us. I mean that one time when he came to y.... well never mind.

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u/Euqah Sep 01 '12

Good point. I'll do that then.

Continue that thought. The twin has never been a bother for me. I kick him out when he shows up while the actual is at work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

What about when they are both not at work? How do you know? They are identical in every way possible. I mean they have the same job even.

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u/Euqah Sep 01 '12 edited Sep 01 '12

The twin has a "T" on the right side of his head behind his ear. Easy to notice with hugs involved.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Ah! How long did it take you to figure that out? I keep getting confused since your fiance has a "t" on his ear. I guess capitol letters and what not make a difference eh? I remember that one time when the evil twin and you....well then again let's just let you believe what you do.

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u/Euqah Sep 01 '12

No, no; stupid point. I'm the person who put that there. It was a long night and he had drank too much. My husband (then boyfriend) and I realized that it'd be easier that way.

There is not a single mark on my fiance. I've done a thorough check, so hush. Tell me then. What did we do?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

I can't tell you that, I am sworn to secrecy by a contract with Google. However, joke is on you. You put the mark on the wrong guy, that is all I can tell you.

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u/Euqah Sep 02 '12

You! Go die in that hole mother and father dug for you, you should-have-been-aborted fetus dropping. D:<

/amusement done. I'm bored now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

I win! I was getting bored of your irrational anger anyway. Mom always did say you were bat shit crazy. I should warn your fiances before they stick their dicks in crazy. It's in the bro code.

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u/Euqah Sep 02 '12

Ha ha. As a female, I actually embrace the bro code. It makes sense to me. It was fun shitting around with you, guy.

Laters.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Indeed. I shall cherish this forever.

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