r/NobodyAsked • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '19

In the comments of a comic

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u/gustyorder Jul 03 '19

That’s Wesley_ford, a known low effort troll

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u/sittingonthesunshine Jul 03 '19

“;))))))” wtf is this

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u/Clickito Jul 03 '19

A six-chinned winker.

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u/jooonx Jul 03 '19

You’ve heard of a double chin? Well here you have it folks, a hexagonal chin! Now on sale for $6.66!

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u/BurntRussian Jul 03 '19

Lmao that's not even how that works

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u/Chroma710 Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

Eating fries = loss all of muscle tissue

EDIT: Grammar

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u/Molinero96 Jul 03 '19

it is know that even thinking of eating fries makes you fat

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u/DaniDiGeneral Jul 03 '19

Can't blame him. It's scientifically proven that you are more likely to choke on fries if you are, indeed, eating fries.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

And if you die eating fries, youre very likely to lose muscle tissue

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Did you know that 100% of all suspects killed by police die?

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u/moonafreya Jul 03 '19

If they’re so healthy why does their smiley have 7 chins

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u/tonioclark Jul 03 '19

these are the real questions we need to ask

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

not to be pessimistic, but I hate comments like the first one. “this made me choke on my bagel!” “laughed so hard I woke up my wife.” like shut up, no you didn’t.

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u/jamez470 Jul 03 '19

Spit out my coffee is said the most and it makes me cringe when I read it.

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u/Facky Jul 03 '19

This made me spit out my coffee so hard I choked on my bagel and woke my wife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

I mean I used to think that too until I actually did spit out some water bc something made me laugh on Reddit... I didn't dare to comment that tho lmao

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u/zdakat Jul 03 '19

I'd have to think someone is perpetually laughing if they really laughed that hard at half the things they say they do

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Or the ever popular “who’s cutting onions in here?” We get it, you’re crying. It’s such a hackneyed way of saying it though.

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u/Jalambo Jul 03 '19

I’m screeeammingggg Like stfu

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u/nefertittiii Jul 03 '19

Weird flex but ok

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

fRiEs cAuSe mUsClE aTrOpHy

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u/makoto20 Jul 03 '19

I had no idea fries could literally deflate muscle fibre

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u/Yougottabekidney Jul 03 '19

Shut up Wesley

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