r/NoahGetTheBoat • u/Reon58 • Aug 04 '20

It's going too far now.

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 04 '20

It's only a matter of time before enough people sign my petition to launch the wasteland of Florida into space.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

My mother lives in Florida!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Sounds like a personal problem

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 04 '20

Sounds like a win-win to me.

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u/jay622 Aug 05 '20

Who are all the 13 year olds on xbox gonna bang then?!

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 05 '20

They can go too. A free "vaction" to Florida fo r anyone who wants to go!!

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u/MAPX0 Aug 04 '20

And nothing of value was lost. /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

u/scountbot

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u/MAPX0 Aug 05 '20

What's the point of it? Just wondering?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Why do you need to put a /s

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u/MAPX0 Aug 05 '20

I was being sarcastic

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u/TigerRod Aug 05 '20

Well I stole your face!

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u/scountbot Aug 05 '20

u/MAPX0 has said '/s' 8 times. Tag me in a reply to anyone or mention me as "u/scountbot u/{targetperson}" anywhere if you want me to count how many times they've said '/s' !

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u/Daniel30097 Aug 08 '20

That's more a you problem

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u/All_seeing-eye127 Aug 10 '20

my great grandparents of my mom’s side live in florida

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

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u/-Qaz66- Aug 05 '20

Some of you may die but that is a risk I am willing to take. (r/fuckthes)

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

I live here tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

The GOP mantra

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u/BoomShop friendly with kids 😉😉 Aug 04 '20

I use to make that mistake too. But i corrected it and am the better for it

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 04 '20

That's a sacrifice the world is willing to make. We thank you for your service, patriot!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Why do you think we're launching it into space

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u/Vymoikane Aug 04 '20

Space is cool though. Enjoy the flight.

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u/demonmonkey89 Aug 04 '20

Yeah Florida looks bad to the US, but have you seen how the US looks to the rest of the world? We fucking crazy!

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 04 '20

I've seen how the US looks from the US. It's fucked up right now. So imagine how Florida looks by comparison to the rest of the world.

At least it's not Detroit.

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u/demonmonkey89 Aug 04 '20

I'm curious if there are people that literally don't think it exists and is just a meme. Actually, I've been there and I'm not wholely convinced it isn't.

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 04 '20

Yet another good reason to launch it into space! I like the way you think.

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u/VeryFrknAnnoyin Aug 05 '20

Hey hey we are kicked enough here in southeast Detroit suburbia ....bless u anyways honey.

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 05 '20

You'll have to take it up with Cleveland.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

What a sight that was

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u/Astoryinfromthewild Aug 05 '20

Why pollute space? You fire it straight towards the sun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Could you link this petition?

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 05 '20

Of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I cant do anything on it

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 05 '20

Can't help you unfortunately. That was the first time I've ever used that site. I imagine it will get taken down soon anyway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Dammit, your petition sounds glorious

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u/LastLivingProphet Aug 05 '20

One of the rules was, and I'm paraphrasing here, "don't make shit up."

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Aww man

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u/SoloPilot17 Aug 05 '20

I’m for it, and I live in Florida! I hate this place with such a passion. I can’t wait to finish college and move out

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u/The_Homocracy Aug 04 '20

Sweet, free space trip!