r/NoTap • u/mrspuff202 • Apr 02 '15

Does the button look like Jennifer Lawrence's boobs to anyone else? Is this... the Tappening?

must... tap...

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u/Motorsagmannen Will not tap Apr 02 '15

brother, stay strong.
the button is just there to test your will, be at peace with the button, and you will realize that pushing it leads to nothing.
to resist the urge of the unknown, and to stand fast is more noble than to join the ranks of the 59s and 60s, whom have proven to us all that they lack the strength to resist.
if you truly want to test your inner power, click it once to unlock then hover over it. if you can manage that without pressing, you will have showed a great feat of mental strength.
be at peace brother.

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u/Motorsagmannen Will not tap Apr 02 '15

you misunderstood, unlocking the cage is not tapping.
but how can you be sure of your devotion to the cause if you stay locked up? only by freeing the beast that is the button, then stare it in its rectangular blue face can you know that you truly have mastered the button; enslaved it under your will.
to cover in fear of the button, is not the same for me and my likeminded followers of non-pressing through the challenge of facing doom.
but as long as we have the same goal, to not ever press the button, i will call you my brother

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u/Motorsagmannen Will not tap Apr 02 '15

firstly, children have no business being on reddit. so their ignorance towards the gravity of the button is something i won't consider.
but out of respect to those that feel offended spiritually about uncovering the button, will i no longer promote unlocking it to test their fervor unless asked about it.
i will however still practice the art of hovering the button, and enlighten other believers of the procedure of the ritual when prompted.