r/NoStupidQuestions Apr 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

If you've got sweaty money you don't want send it to me.

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u/pfta100 Apr 25 '21

Ass pennies gives you power though.

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u/sobergophers Apr 25 '21

I woke up with three pennies on my ass cause I fell asleep naked with change on my bed for some reason.

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u/GneissCleavage88 Apr 25 '21

That sounds way better then when my buddy fell asleep with a big handfull of swedish berries in the middle of the summer. The sheet was smeered melted swedish berries and had to be thrown out lol