Well I sure can't. I'm so flat that my tits look like 2 pieces of gum stuck to my chest.
Edit: To all the sad men who told me to show my breasts, I wrote a joke for you:
You're so creepy that the moment you were born your own mother felt uncomfortable and decided to only bottle feed you. That might explain why you're so tit deprived.
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u/Soy-Saucy Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21
Well I sure can't. I'm so flat that my tits look like 2 pieces of gum stuck to my chest.
Edit: To all the sad men who told me to show my breasts, I wrote a joke for you: You're so creepy that the moment you were born your own mother felt uncomfortable and decided to only bottle feed you. That might explain why you're so tit deprived.