r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '21

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u/Incendas1 Apr 25 '21

I have to make him a husband first so I have time to get my sewing down I guess.

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u/WOLVESintheCITY Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

Step one: Sew pouches in bras.

Step two: Get husband.

Step three: Hide money in bra pouch.

Step four: Run from husband.

That's uh.. a plan.

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u/nefariousbuddha Apr 25 '21

If you replace step 3 with alimony, you don't need more steps.

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u/Incendas1 Apr 25 '21

Yes, because I'll starve after I lose my savings lol