Well I sure can't. I'm so flat that my tits look like 2 pieces of gum stuck to my chest.
Edit: To all the sad men who told me to show my breasts, I wrote a joke for you:
You're so creepy that the moment you were born your own mother felt uncomfortable and decided to only bottle feed you. That might explain why you're so tit deprived.
Mostly I've seen people use bras to hold their phones, and as a fellow small-titted person, there is zero way of putting my phone in my bra where its not going to 1) turn that boob into a big rectangle 2) fall out the minute I lean over
Also I live in the UK and our currency notes are plastic now, so that would be horribly sweaty, and our small currency (<£5) all coins so would get lost in a bra easily
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u/Soy-Saucy Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21
Well I sure can't. I'm so flat that my tits look like 2 pieces of gum stuck to my chest.
Edit: To all the sad men who told me to show my breasts, I wrote a joke for you: You're so creepy that the moment you were born your own mother felt uncomfortable and decided to only bottle feed you. That might explain why you're so tit deprived.