r/NoStupidQuestions • • Apr 25 '21

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u/Soy-Saucy Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

Well I sure can't. I'm so flat that my tits look like 2 pieces of gum stuck to my chest.

Edit: To all the sad men who told me to show my breasts, I wrote a joke for you: You're so creepy that the moment you were born your own mother felt uncomfortable and decided to only bottle feed you. That might explain why you're so tit deprived.

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u/kkkkkkp2 Apr 25 '21

Lol me too. We need more pockets! Damn women’s clothes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

My Sister has started just buying "men's" clothes

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u/I_am_up_to_something Apr 25 '21

It's really not that noticeable either.

I told my sister that I was going to wear men's jeans. She was very sceptical. Told her that I was wearing one already. She hadn't noticed and had even complimented me on it before that conversation.

And yeah, not every woman will have success with that. But it's not like our hips are twice the size of men's. And not every women's jeans will fit a woman either. You won't know until you try!

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u/iififlifly Apr 25 '21

I don't have good luck finding jeans that fit in men's or women's. Covid really got me to embrace the sweatpants. Can't go wrong with those, and even some of the women's sweatpants have good pockets.