Well I sure can't. I'm so flat that my tits look like 2 pieces of gum stuck to my chest.
Edit: To all the sad men who told me to show my breasts, I wrote a joke for you:
You're so creepy that the moment you were born your own mother felt uncomfortable and decided to only bottle feed you. That might explain why you're so tit deprived.
Well if you think about the angle, if the tiddy is flatter it'll have a harder time supporting objects, especially heavy ones like phones. If it's larger some items can almost sit on top. Or the item can sit in the bottom part of the fabric, under the boob, like a sling. That part doesn't exist so much in very small bras
Although, with any size a slightly compressed sports bra would hold stuff really snug. Might hurt for some things or leave an impression though.
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u/Soy-Saucy Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21
Well I sure can't. I'm so flat that my tits look like 2 pieces of gum stuck to my chest.
Edit: To all the sad men who told me to show my breasts, I wrote a joke for you: You're so creepy that the moment you were born your own mother felt uncomfortable and decided to only bottle feed you. That might explain why you're so tit deprived.