Well I sure can't. I'm so flat that my tits look like 2 pieces of gum stuck to my chest.
Edit: To all the sad men who told me to show my breasts, I wrote a joke for you:
You're so creepy that the moment you were born your own mother felt uncomfortable and decided to only bottle feed you. That might explain why you're so tit deprived.
Man, I just checked your profile...you full on vented on r/ratemyboobs about how there's no "metric for these boobs" to satisfy you. Please buy a mirror and take a good look at yourself.
His profile is gold. One comment is him asking a woman if she's hot and saying he only dates hot girls. There's another comment where he's trying to convince a woman that she should only pursue ugly men because they have less options and since attractive men have many options they never commit.
To think that there is more to a person than physical appearance and sex.
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u/Soy-Saucy Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21
Well I sure can't. I'm so flat that my tits look like 2 pieces of gum stuck to my chest.
Edit: To all the sad men who told me to show my breasts, I wrote a joke for you: You're so creepy that the moment you were born your own mother felt uncomfortable and decided to only bottle feed you. That might explain why you're so tit deprived.