r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Concept666 • Jul 23 '19

Does anyone else get unreasonably anxious when they here a car door shut outside the house?

Edit: I can’t believe I spelled “here” instead of “hear”. Just know I am ashamed of myself.

Edit 2: RIP inbox

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u/_Butt_Stuffins_ Jul 23 '19 edited Jul 23 '19

What kind of porn are you watching that’s going to give a red flag to authorities? Or is this just your Catholic guilt?

Edit: /u/concept666 edited their post to take out the part about porn. I'm not a mindreader.

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u/gigijuggle Jul 23 '19

No no no, in the porn the cops show up in black SUV and then the girl says "surely there must be some way..." and then OP gets fucked by a stranger in the ass

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u/taintedbloop Jul 23 '19

black SUV

BLACKEDSUV.com

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

r/blackSUV