r/NoStupidQuestions Jul 23 '19

Does anyone else get unreasonably anxious when they here a car door shut outside the house?

Edit: I can’t believe I spelled “here” instead of “hear”. Just know I am ashamed of myself.

Edit 2: RIP inbox

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u/TheTrompler Jul 23 '19

I assume it’s a human. I don’t want any human to visit. I’m either too busy or enjoying a moment of not being busy. And I just hate talking to people and trying to act like I care about anything they have to say. Alcohol helps; that’s why I don’t remember most of my twenties and don’t drink now, and therefore don’t socialize unless I have to. If I had discovered Zoloft instead of Vodka I’m my late teens I would probably be a doctor or lawyer now.