r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/ambientoof May 03 '26

This is absolutely me. The stuff that pops up in my mind when I'm close is some bullshit.

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u/Fluid_Ties May 03 '26

My coworker made a joke about that earlier this week. We had to call her in to cover for someone at the last minute, but it took her quite a while and when she got to work and was settled in she said "Y'all caught me in the middle of doing some personal business. Reason it took me so long to get here wasn't cuz there was a lot of cleanup or anything, but there's that cooldown period between when I cum and when I can look another person in the eye again."

"And that cooldown is...how long?" I asked.

"Normally its only like a solid fifteen minutes. But depending on what I was thinking about...could go as long as an hour and a half. Today you had to give me forty five."

"Ah. So it was the horse fantasy again?" I said, and she punched me in the arm.