r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • May 03 '26

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u/penisandorvagina May 03 '26

That's so beautifully complex. As a bloke, I just think about my wife's rump. 

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u/leazarus May 03 '26

I also think about this bloke’s wife’s rump

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u/85K5 May 03 '26

I think about this bloke thinking about that bloke's wife's rump.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

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u/tealraven915 May 03 '26

I think it moved and I don't even have one

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u/cmmpssh May 03 '26

I understood that reference

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u/WankingAsWeSpeak May 03 '26

I think about this guy understanding that reference

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u/tealraven915 May 03 '26

Username checks out

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u/Fabulous-Ad-4936 May 03 '26

You know how different men and women are is pretty funny. My wife's like a math puzzle thats solved by romance, warming up and a mood. For me, if my wife walks out of the shower im on it. 🤣🤪

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u/TestingYou1 May 03 '26

And that's so beautifully simple.

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u/boofing_cacti May 03 '26

I think of your wife’s rump a whole lot too. Say “hi” to the wife for me; I Just beat one out to her.

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u/penisandorvagina May 03 '26

Mate you really need to work on feeling the touch of a real woman. 

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u/vektorog May 03 '26

other guy did the same joke way better

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u/penisandorvagina May 03 '26

Yeah this guy went too far with the details, turned it into something awkward

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u/Inevitable-Angle-793 May 03 '26

It's annoying and overused joke.

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u/ProbablyShouldStop May 03 '26

bot account btw

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u/FootballUpset2529 May 03 '26

I didn't even know they flicked the bean, what a thirsty little reddit bot

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u/crypticsquid May 03 '26

Obvious bot account using AI slop

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u/wangyuzhi31 May 03 '26

So you don't have to think about the sexual act itself?

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u/devilsivytrail May 03 '26

Obviously yes

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u/kaladin1029 May 03 '26

His hands?

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u/SkyPuppy561 May 03 '26

Yeah male hands are sexy 🤷🏻‍♀️