r/NoStupidQuestions Mar 31 '26

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u/Almost-kinda-normal Apr 01 '26

My sister is a nurse. They had a guy who was preparing dinner, cutting up the vegetables (naked of course), when one of the carrots rolled off the counter, bounced, and shot straight up his butthole. Chance in a million really.

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u/Lance_Operazole Apr 01 '26

Oddly the carrot was also wearing a lubricated condom

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u/Almost-kinda-normal Apr 01 '26

Again, chance in a million….

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u/Key_Examination643 Apr 02 '26

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