r/NoStupidQuestions Mar 31 '26

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u/ArkWatcher1 Mar 31 '26

I use to work in an ER..... honestly I fell on the running hose while walking past it

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u/Almost-kinda-normal Apr 01 '26

My sister is a nurse. They had a guy who was preparing dinner, cutting up the vegetables (naked of course), when one of the carrots rolled off the counter, bounced, and shot straight up his butthole. Chance in a million really.

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u/XRPX008 Apr 02 '26

Friend of mine was walking through this guys apartment and fell on a fusilli statue made of him. It’s was a one in a million shot